Tanzania bans lube in crackdown on gays

[Deuce]

When lube is outlawed...only outlaws will have lube.

My GF and I are over 50, lube is not a luxury, its a necessity

Thanks for that image, truly.

 

[Skeptic Bob]

The war/drug lords will make a killing in KY. The SSN is way too far. But the names and addresses seems like the same stuff groups do to gun owners and receive praise for.

This election cycle it seems the DNC has been extra sneaky in screwing over its supporters chasing the money.

There is a real health risk that other lubricants will be used that are harmful to humans. WD 40, motor oil, axle grease, lard all things that could easily be used as lubricants and would have long-term health effects.

What about straight couples needing lube.

Are you responding to multiple threads at one time? You're efficient, I'll give you that.

 

[Erod]

How many Americans do business in Tanzania to begin with? If you can find a few names, I'm sure people will make a stink and get them to stop. That is, after all, how capitalism works.

Make a stink?

I see what you did there.

Lol

 

[TurtleDude]

No worries, People! There's always THE BLACK MARKET!

OMG assault jelly!!!

 

[TurtleDude]

When lube is outlawed...only outlaws will have lube.

My GF and I are over 50, lube is not a luxury, its a necessity

TMI dude, TMI :mrgreen:

 

[TurtleDude]

Prostate exams are going to be even MORE Fun now!!

 

[apdst]

Indeed. Fissure rates will increase causing greater transmission rates.

But it's not like a decision like this was ever based on logic or reason to begin with.

Dry ****ing sucks, I don't care which side of home plate you're batting from.

 

[apdst]

Prostate exams are going to be even MORE Fun now!!

I would cruise in there with a jar of bacon grease...lol

 

[beefheart]

Thanks for that image, truly.

Still great sex though...

 

[TurtleDude]

I would cruise in there with a jar of bacon grease...lol

that guarantees you won't have a muslim doctor!

 

[beefheart]

 

[TurtleDude]

got to admit that was a handy argument he came up with!

 

[chromium]

So how about giving away condoms instead of banning lube? That's just crazy.

because that would be 'enabling' what you always call a mental illness?

 

[TurtleDude]

because that would be 'enabling' what you always call a mental illness?

I guess if that idiotic law is actually enforced, things will start to really suck for gays

 

[chromium]

I guess if that idiotic law is actually enforced, things will start to really suck for gays

eh, i prefer using spit anyway

you know this will suck more for hetero couples, by sheer numbers. Gay sex was already illegal and stigmatized there, so it's just one more hurdle

 

[TheGoverness]

I guess if that idiotic law is actually enforced, things will start to really suck for gays

It's Africa. It already pretty much sucks for gay people there.

 

[chromium]

if anything, i'm surprised africa has brought itself to admit AIDS even exists there. Back during the height of the crisis, they always denied it, such was the stigma

deny AIDS > ban lube > allow condoms > start testing for stds = progress!

 

[TurtleDude]

eh, i prefer using spit anyway

you know this will suck more for hetero couples, by sheer numbers. Gay sex was already illegal and stigmatized there, so it's just one more hurdle

banning stuff generally is moronic.

 

[beefheart]

got to admit that was a handy argument he came up with!

One of the funniest shows on TV. He is a brilliant writer and perfomer.

 

[Quazimodo]

I guess if that idiotic law is actually enforced, things will start to really suck for gays

I sure hope they have a "Health Minister for Oral Hygiene."

 

[TurtleDude]

I sure hope they have a "Health Minister for Oral Hygiene."

now that job would really blow

 

[Howler63]

because that would be 'enabling' what you always call a mental illness?

I've never called being gay a mental illness. That's trans-genderism. I've said that being gay is a birth defect. And I've never said that gay people shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

 

[Blue_State]

Black market lube.

 

[chromium]

I've never called being gay a mental illness. That's trans-genderism. I've said that being gay is a birth defect. And I've never said that gay people shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

basically the same thing, the intent is to insult, and not grounded in reality. You would never go onto forums just to call being left handed, short, or heteros (even though they lack something bisexuals possess) a defect. This kind of language just reflects prejudice

 

[TurtleDude]

Black market lube.

why traffic coke, machine guns, military grade anthrax when you can smuggle KY jelly?