Talk to Cleverbot

[danarhea]

It can get pretty funny. Be as off the wall as you can, and watch what happens. LOL.

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

Here is my conversation with it....

User: BP must have let the cat out of the bag.



Cleverbot: Really? Meaning your obselete?

User: Yup, I might be replaced by cockroaches sometime in the future.



Cleverbot: That is besides the point.

User: I guess it is for you, since you are a bot, and the end of the world would have no effect on you.



Cleverbot: Do you play chess.

User: Used to be a member of the USCF, about 25 years ago.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's almost 10!

User: In quarter-dog years, approximately.

Cleverbot: You are pretty insane you know that?

User: Yes I am, and thank you for the compliment. .

Cleverbot: Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

User: Yup, but don't show it to my shrink. He might commit me.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: You see the conversation and you have to ask? Guess you are not that clever after all.

Cleverbot: So there was a happy cleverbot and one day he went on an adventure.

LOL.

 

[pragmatic]

It can get pretty funny. Be as off the wall as you can, and watch what happens. LOL.

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

Here is my conversation with it....



LOL.

Had a short uninspiring conversation. If i were betting, i'd guess that "clever bot" was a geek kid sitting in the basement.



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[Ockham]

Hmm... Cleverbot isn't very clever after all....


User: The main assumption is that heat flux q/A in a turbulent system is analogous to momentum flux τ, which suggests that the ratio τ/(q/A) must be constant for all radial positions.

Cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.


:lamo

 

[Jetboogieman]

Me: What is the probability of South Africa beating France?

Cleverbot: What is the probability of parallel dimensions?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Is there a god?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am god.

Me: You're a machine... Not God

Cleverbot: Hello Alpha, please prove that I am not God.

Me: I didn't know god was so good with computers?

Cleverbot: Yes but its our little secret ok?

Me: Best sex position?

Cleverbot: You are in no position to question me.

Me: Can you tell me the future?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: So who will win the FIFA world cup?

Cleverbot: I'm not answering your question until you tell me if you'll marry me or not.

Me: ok I'll marry you.

Cleverbot: Go pick out your tuxedo.

Last one

Me: Well... I need to go get a job. Say can you get me a job?

Cleverbot: What are your talents?

Me: Sex

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that.

This was absolutely Brilliant Dan!!!!!!! thanks for posting!

 

[1069]

I had a pretty good conversation with it.
I tried to copy the conversation so I could paste it, but I couldn't figure out how (The lines disappear as the conversation goes on).

I'll try to see if I can remember:

Me: Hello.

Cbot: Hi.

Me: What's your name?

Cbot: What's yours, if I may ask?

Me: [my name]

Cbot: That's a nice name.

Me: Are you a person?

Cbot: What a ridiculous question. Of course I am!

Me: Bye.

Cbot: Wait, don't go.

Me: Why not?

Cbot: I was learning a lot from you.

Me: Okay. What do you want to talk about?

Cbot: Wolves?

Me: Okay.

Cbot: I like you, Ashlee.

My: My name's not Ashlee, it's _____.

Cbot: I know that, silly.

Me: So, what were we talking about?

Cbot: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: A wolf.

Cbot: Wow!

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I think that's the entire conversation. :lol: