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Stupid Hunting Joke

Pacridge

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Two Friends are out hunting in the woods when one suddenly falls to the ground, his eye roll back in his head and he appears not to be breathing. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and dials 911.

"Hello, 911 what is your emergency?" an operator answers in a calm voice.

"My Friend, my Friend, he's died, what can I do?" gasps the hunter.

"Well, first make sure he's dead" says the operator.

After a short pause the operator hears a gunshot. Then the hunters voice comes back on the phone.

"OK, now what?"
 

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Pacridge said:
Two Friends are out hunting in the woods when one suddenly falls to the ground, his eye roll back in his head and he appears not to be breathing. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and dials 911.

"Hello, 911 what is your emergency?" an operator answers in a calm voice.

"My Friend, my Friend, he's died, what can I do?" gasps the hunter.

"Well, first make sure he's dead" says the operator.

After a short pause the operator hears a gunshot. Then the hunters voice comes back on the phone.

"OK, now what?"
:rofl That's so sick! :D
 
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