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Ivan The Terrible

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April 2, 2006

His Excellency! George Washington, was attacked by a group of liberals and an unknown homosexual assailant.

http://www.debatepolitics.com/showthread.php?t=9240&page=14

Mr. President,

May I suggest the activation of executive oder 1.2045. A full out assault on all liberal/homosexual parties involved including but not limited to:

cnredd
RightatNYU
Captain America
galenrox
Unknown Homosexual asslent "jawman"?



Request permission to engage the enemy with extreme malice.
 
You still hide behind bushes and shoot people with your finger pretending its a gun, dontchya?...:roll:
 
Mr. President,

The enemy has engaged me.

You still hide behind bushes and shoot people with your finger pretending its a gun, dontchya

Still awaiting oders....
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
Mr. President,

The enemy has engaged me.



Still awaiting oders....
I suggest the "lilac" scent...
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
Mr. President,

The enemy has engaged me.



Still awaiting oders....

lmao Ok wait a sec, lemme put down my jelly beans. Yes, yes, you have my permission. Execute Operation, 21439023494358609645098460930879.

Any by the way, for this mission, take out my BEST wig. The one that's made out of solid gold fleece. And of course I will replace my usual wooden teeth with my solid gold ones.
 
George_Washington said:
lmao Ok wait a sec, lemme put down my jelly beans. Yes, yes, you have my permission. Execute Operation 21949235741938754389598341139797381697.

Jellybeans? Give me a friggin break, dude. You honestly eat jellybeans? What are ya, some kind of anti-squid nazi? You're pathetic.




:mrgreen:
 
Donkey1499 said:
Jellybeans? Give me a friggin break, dude. You honestly eat jellybeans? What are ya, some kind of anti-squid nazi? You're pathetic.




:mrgreen:

I WILL HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT JELLY BEANS ARE A VERY MANLY THING TO EAT AND ARE BETTER THAN GOING INTO COMBAT EATING REGULAR BEANS, WHICH WOULD CAUSE YOU TO FART A LOT. BUT SEE, THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME.
 
George_Washington said:
I WILL HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT JELLY BEANS ARE A VERY MANLY THING TO EAT AND ARE BETTER THAN GOING INTO COMBAT EATING REGULAR BEANS, WHICH WOULD CAUSE YOU TO FART A LOT. BUT SEE, THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME.

You've just proven it! You're an anti-squid nazi!!! You scarf down jellybeans with complete disregard for squids. You ought to be ashamed!!!!!!
 
This thread just downgraded from "Star Trek Convention" straight to "Comic Book Salesman from the Simpsons"...
 
Donkey1499 said:
Jellybeans? Give me a friggin break, dude. You honestly eat jellybeans? What are ya, some kind of anti-squid nazi? You're pathetic.




:mrgreen:

Now I have proof!!! You really just say things make people mad and generate rude conversations.
 
George_Washington said:
EXCUSE ME???

Are you cheating on me with Donkey? Ok, that's it. I am not talking to you, Sir Alec, for a week. Maybe longer, depending on how bitchie of a mood I'm in.


Hey, hey, whats going on here?!?! GW are you cheating on me?!?!:confused:
 
You Have reached the Oval Office of the Secretary of his Excellence, George Washington. How may I help you?

cnredd said:
Remind me not to talk to you live...

ever....

Oh, CnRedd, I see that you are having difficulties. DO you not know who this magnificent man is? How UnAmerican of you!!! You treasonous man!!! You should be hung for your disrespect!

cnredd said:
I'm not offended at all...
Of course your not!!! The president didn't say anything to offend you, but you attack him...

You're just a stick in the mud...

While you have a stick up your a$s...

Marge Simpson at the Casino debate...

I can see you watching America's Funniest Home Videos and yelling at the screen for everyone to stop laughing at others' misfortunes...:shrug

You apparently don't belong in this thread CnRedd. Why, then, do you stick your nose in every pile of sh1t you see on the floor then?!? Hey, AFHV is still running?

Thank you for calling the Oval office of yours truly, President George Washington.
 
I thought this thread was about that show I never watch.
 
George_Washington said:
EXCUSE ME???

Are you cheating on me with Donkey? Ok, that's it. I am not talking to you, Sir Alec, for a week. Maybe longer, depending on how bitchie of a mood I'm in.

Dude, that was gay. Even gayer than jallman, and that's sad. ;)
 
Foolish Jackass!

How dare you insult Your President! Your lack of mental cunning shows profusely.

Even gayer than jallman

So this"jallman" is the Unknown homosexual. This shall make my next attack easer.
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
Foolish Jackass!

How dare you insult Your President! Your lack of mental cunning shows profusely.



So this"jallman" is the Unknown homosexual. This shall make my next attack easer.

He ain't MY president. I'm my own leader, King Donkey of Acirema.

You, sir, are a bitch. :mrgreen:
 
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