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Sorry, but I just don't understand LGBT culture

danarhea

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OK, I have something to get off my chest. This weekend, I tried the LGBT thing, and to be honest, it didn't really work out for me.

The Bacon was great, and so was the Lettuce and Tomato, but the Ground mustard ruined the damn sandwich.
 

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I just don't like tomato. Cant help it. Must be hereditary.
 

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Well yeah, I would not expect mustard you found on the ground to taste good.
 

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OK, I have something to get off my chest. This weekend, I tried the LGBT thing, and to be honest, it didn't really work out for me.

The Bacon was great, and so was the Lettuce and Tomato, but the Ground mustard ruined the damn sandwich.

Surely you could have done better than "ground mustard."

I'd suggest "guacamole" the next time you tell that joke.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was smoking quack.
 

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OK, I have something to get off my chest. This weekend, I tried the LGBT thing, and to be honest, it didn't really work out for me.

The Bacon was great, and so was the Lettuce and Tomato, but the Ground mustard ruined the damn sandwich.
:lamo yes funnyy
 

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You know whats worse? The KKK

Ketchup, Kale and Kidney Beans.

Disgusting group.
 

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Surely you could have done better than "ground mustard."

I'd suggest "guacamole" the next time you tell that joke.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was smoking quack.

Actually, guacamole wouldn't work in the joke, because here in Texas there IS a BLT that has guacamole, and it is damn good.
 

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OK, I have something to get off my chest. This weekend, I tried the LGBT thing, and to be honest, it didn't really work out for me.

The Bacon was great, and so was the Lettuce and Tomato, but the Ground mustard ruined the damn sandwich.

G = Gruyere? Sounds better to me.
 
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