Some things that Donkey doesn't like (1 Viewer)

[Donkey1499]

For one thing, I can't stand all these egg-headed morons who put those stupid bumper stickers on their cars that say "I'm a proud parent of an Honor Student at Jack Meov Elementary" [exaggeration in the name of the school].
Who gives a flying ****? I sure as hell don't! Like Elementary school is so ****ing difficult. Here, quit coddling your stupid *** kid and just let him do the learning. A kid learning something is nothing new.

Another thing that I don't like: "Baby On Board!" signs. Once again, who gives a flying ****?!?!?! Like a drunk driver ain't gonna plow into your piece-o'-**** Honda Odessy just because you got that sign in the window. Or a carjacker aint gonna steal your heap-o'-junk Toyota Tundra just because of a sign in the window. Reality check, you ****ing moron! People don't give two or three shits about the fact that your yuppie larva is "on board"? What are ya now, some kind of boating jock? Shove your sign and your boat up your tight, yuppie *** hole. You Starbucks ****ers!!!

Also, I can't stand the coffee houses and those internet cafe's. It's just a cess pool for yuppie scum! Those places like Barnie's and Starbucks can just lick my un-wiped *** and go spiraling down to Hell on an airplane piloted by Bin Laden the Goat-****er himself!

And Hippies. **** YOU!!!

I'm done for the moment. Others are welcome to add anything.

 

[cherokee]

For one thing, I can't stand all these egg-headed morons who put those stupid bumper stickers on their cars that say "I'm a proud parent of an Honor Student at Jack Meov Elementary" [exaggeration in the name of the school].
Who gives a flying ****? I sure as hell don't! Like Elementary school is so ****ing difficult. Here, quit coddling your stupid *** kid and just let him do the learning. A kid learning something is nothing new.

Another thing that I don't like: "Baby On Board!" signs. Once again, who gives a flying ****?!?!?! Like a drunk driver ain't gonna plow into your piece-o'-**** Honda Odessy just because you got that sign in the window. Or a carjacker aint gonna steal your heap-o'-junk Toyota Tundra just because of a sign in the window. Reality check, you ****ing moron! People don't give two or three shits about the fact that your yuppie larva is "on board"? What are ya now, some kind of boating jock? Shove your sign and your boat up your tight, yuppie *** hole. You Starbucks ****ers!!!

Also, I can't stand the coffee houses and those internet cafe's. It's just a cess pool for yuppie scum! Those places like Barnie's and Starbucks can just lick my un-wiped *** and go spiraling down to Hell on an airplane piloted by Bin Laden the Goat-****er himself!

And Hippies. **** YOU!!!

I'm done for the moment. Others are welcome to add anything.

Ok who the f.uck pissed in your oatmeal again?

Damn it how many times do I have to tell you to LOCK you dog door so billo cant sneak in and rummage thru your underwear draws?
You know he can help it... Did he take your crusty pic of jane fonda?....:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Cherokee;
Ok who the f.uck pissed in your oatmeal again?

Damn it how many times do I have to tell you to LOCK you dog door so billo cant sneak in and rummage thru your underwear draws?
You know he can help it... Did he take your crusty pic of jane fonda?.

Which one? Cat Ballou or Barbarella?

 

[cherokee]

Which one? Cat Ballou or Barbarella?

The one of her behind the NVA anti-aircraft gun.
But I'm not sure you'll have to ask Donkey....

 

[Donkey1499]

Some more thigs that I hate:

People that change lans without using their turn signals.
[In a ******y voice]"Well, it's none of your business where I'm going."
It is my business when you cut me off and shear off my bumper, ya assshole!!!! How about I yank your stupid azz out of your phucking car and ram my bumper up your crud-cutter? Wouldn't like that now would ya, you dirty, rotten, foul piece-o'-shitt! And your mother is a slobberly housekeeper!

This smiley right here: :lol:
What the Phuck is its mouth doing? Its upper lip quivers like its got a dik jammed in there. What the hell?!?! This smiley is just so phucking retarded.

Tennis. What the phuck is this shiz all about? "Ooh, look at me! I smack around a dog toy with a snow shoe!!!" PHUCK YOU!!! Suck my balls Todd! You and those other Yuppie queers can take your retarded azz "sport" and take it to France where it's more appreciated! You cok sucking Yuppie scum! With your stupid names like : Todd, Blake, and Skyler. Go to Hell you yuppie bastards!!!!

I'm done for the moment.

 

[cherokee]

Some more thigs that I hate:

People that change lans without using their turn signals.
[In a ******y voice]"Well, it's none of your business where I'm going."
It is my business when you cut me off and shear off my bumper, ya assshole!!!! How about I yank your stupid azz out of your phucking car and ram my bumper up your crud-cutter? Wouldn't like that now would ya, you dirty, rotten, foul piece-o'-shitt! And your mother is a slobberly housekeeper!

This smiley right here: :lol:
What the Phuck is its mouth doing? Its upper lip quivers like its got a dik jammed in there. What the hell?!?! This smiley is just so phucking retarded.

Tennis. What the phuck is this shiz all about? "Ooh, look at me! I smack around a dog toy with a snow shoe!!!" PHUCK YOU!!! Suck my balls Todd! You and those other Yuppie queers can take your retarded azz "sport" and take it to France where it's more appreciated! You cok sucking Yuppie scum! With your stupid names like : Todd, Blake, and Skyler. Go to Hell you yuppie bastards!!!!

I'm done for the moment.

BURN them at the stake!!........:smile:

 

[aps]

Things aps cannot stand:

- People who chew gum loudly and snap it.

- People who talk loudly in enclosed places (plane, train, restaurant).

- Men in tank tops. Sorry, guys, but if you have nice arm muscles, show them via a regular T-shirt.

- People who are chained to their cell phone and will answer it under any circumstances.

- Women who wear clothes that expose their boobs in a professional setting. Do you genuinely think people will take you seriously?

 

[tecoyah]

...........Ignorance...expressed............

 

[kal-el]

Some more thigs that I hate:

People that change lans without using their turn signals.
[In a ******y voice]"Well, it's none of your business where I'm going."
It is my business when you cut me off and shear off my bumper, ya assshole!!!! How about I yank your stupid azz out of your phucking car and ram my bumper up your crud-cutter? Wouldn't like that now would ya, you dirty, rotten, foul piece-o'-shitt! And your mother is a slobberly housekeeper!

Yea I know what ya mean. It's like turn signals are optional or something. I hate it when I get tailgated, cause I'm forced to just slam up my parking brake, so they get no warning brakelights, they just see all this smoke coming from my muffler.:lol: