So What Do You Want to Tell the NSA (1 Viewer)

[danarhea]

It has come out that EVERYONE who has internet service with AT&T is being spied on by the Federal government. AT&T has been routing all their internet traffic, as well as phone calls to the NSA, which is using it, I might add, without any warrants.

So knowing this, how does one respond? I already thought this one out. Since the NSA is a vacuum for information, and they use software to pick out keywords. I have decided to have a little fun with my nosy friends. Hehe.

Instant message to my wife:

Honey, you da bomb.

Talking in a chat room:

I think a judge should order the execution of the president of any company that is engaged in child pornograpy.

Email to a friend:

My stomach is about to blow up. I just ate at Subway Sandwiches.

Talking in a chat room

Hey, anyone know where I can get a blow up doll to send to President Clinton as a gift?

Still in the chat room:

Some people say that the old Vincent Price movie coming on this weekend is going to terrorize a lot of children, but I think Vincent Price was just a big ham. He was actually quite funny.

Another email:

After cancer operations, the doctors typically use a lot of radiation on the patient, along with chemicals which are designed to kill the rest of the cancer cells. If it works, this should kill every living cancer cell in the patient.

Back to the chat room:

Damn, can someone tell me the name of the Bruce Willis movie in which someone assasinates the president of the company in California? Never mind, I've got it. Thats Die Hard. Good movie.

Again in the chat room:

Damn, Pfizer is selling a hell of a lot of drugs these days. Damn drugs will be the death of America.

Actually, I am worried about that last one. I expect the Feds to pick me up and start sweating me to tell them the location of Pfizer, and also Pfizer's last name. LOL.

Anyways, this should keep the bastards busy. :lol: