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Single greatest sentence in all of human history

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Makes sense actually. He probably needed the bulldozer to carry his massive balls after going after taking on one of the dangerous motorcycle gangs with a puppy.
 

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"The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added."
 

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How in the flying **** does someone escape from a motorcycle gang on a bulldozer?
 

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I'll bet Bush caused that traffic jam.
 

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And the silver goes to:

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Damn, I always thought the greatest sentence ever was "You just got cockblocked by Bob Saget".

Both those above are great.
 

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Too much PlayStation =

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
 
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