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Signs that HE is just not that into you...

Josie

*probably reading smut*
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You pull your titty out while he's watching the game and he ignores you.
 
He tells you what a terrific personality you have. :lol:
 
Feel free to add your thoughts from your experiences - guys and girls!

He's fine until he walks into your house, but then he looks around and takes a whiff he says he's allergic to cats, and leaves.
 
He's fine until he walks into your house, but then he looks around and takes a whiff he says he's allergic to cats, and leaves.
He might still dig her but want nothing to do with her *****....
 
He only calls after midnight.
He asks you if you have singles to change out for a $20.
He turns down sex because there's a COD tournament starting in an hour and he wants to preserve his energy.
He responds to your texts with "who is this?"
 
He says, "Nice legs..... sort of."
 
He probably is no longer interested if you live in:

W. Virginia, and the woman you catch him in bed with is not his sister.

California, and the woman you catch him in bed with does not have a fake ass, fake teeth and fake tits. She's from out of state.

Florida, and the woman you catch him in bed with has a back brace and a colostomy bag. Or doesn't. If you live in Florida, he IS cheating on you.

South Carolina, and you catch him in bed with the preacher.

Detroit, and you catch him in under a bridge in a cardboard box with a woman, more or less.

New Jersey, and you catch him in bed with your sister and your mom.

Las Vegas, and you catch him in an alley, a parked car, hotel room, in the fountain a Bellagio with a hooker - who will probably be from New Jersey.

New Orleans, and you catch him in bed with a girl who has a really deep voice.

In Georgia, and you catch him in bed with the preacher, your mother and your sister, while a 12 year old sits on the floor drinking liquor and watching He-Haw re-runs.

In Alabama, and you catch him in bed with a gospel quartet. Don't worry about it. It happens a lot in Alabama.

In Texas, and you catch him in bed with a small farm animal. It probably wasn't the first time.

In Nebraska, and you catch him in bed nekkid. Nobody sleeps nekkid in Nebraska unless they're from South Dakota or Wyoming.

In Wisconsin, and you catch him in bed sober.
 
You weren't invited to his wedding ...
 
You don't feel a thing, there's always a mess to clean up, and you develop a craving for carrots, cucumbers and bananas.

(Slow news day.)
 
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