I know it's redundent, again, but one never tires of mocking Nazi's, so I'll drop this here also.......
From the home office of where it's always in vogue to dis Nazi's,
Yet another Top Ten things to do with dead Nazi's,
10.Dead Nazi on the left, dead KKK clansman on the right, wala, complimentary bookends.
9.Eviscerate them, stuff with treats, wala, Barmitzva Pinata.
8.Keep a few in the truck during winter for extra weight. And if you do get stuck, throw them under the tires, they're great for traction.
7.Catapult ammunition.
6.Contrary to popular belief, they are no good as targets at gun ranges. I mean who would want to waste ammo on DEAD Nazi's.
5.Dress in little boys clothes, put under a box with one end held up by a stick with a string attached to the stick. You hold the other end of string out of sight of the box and be ready to yank. Wala, a Michael Jackson trap.
4.Blind date for that ugly cousin you don't really like.
3.Punching bag replacements.
2.Keep one in the freezer. Whenever the kids do something stupid, show them the dead Nazi and say, "You want to end up like him?"
And the number one thing to do with dead Nazi's,
1.Speed bumps.