Your guy/girl wants to get a lil freaky with you over the internet or phone....... Have you ever taken nude pics of yourself for him/her? Would you ever?
A poll is on it's way.... stay tuned.... (it's not public).
I would like to start by saying, I bet the NSA has the worlds largest collection of private nudie pics. Which begs the question would you want some NSA geek staring at your nuts or knockers? Do you really want the government knowing you like to take pictures of yourselves while hanging off the ceiling so to speak? And what about when some hacker gets into their database and spreads the info and pics far and wide. I don't know about the rest of y'all but the government don't need to know how hairy I am, or how many pimples are on my ass. Besides I would be doing the government a service by not taking nudie pics. This way they don't need to waste time money and precious sanity. I could imagine the conversation the NSA geeks would have looking at them. It would go something like this.
" Morning Earl"
"Morning Fred. What ya got?"
"Well we got these this morning and are trying to figure out if there is an alien or an elephant in em."
"Let me see them pics Fred."
" Sending them your way now."
" Thanks."
" Lets see what we got here. Alien or elephant huh? Ahhhh."
"Well what do ya think?"
"uhhhhh. Its.....Its......... its..............."
" Well,....... what is it?... Spit it out."
"Its........Its.... Its a man."
"Do what?"
"It, Its a man."
"Your ****ting me right? You gotta be."
"No. No I am not."
"That's a man? Really?"
"Yes. Really."
" That's just.......nasty!"
"Its so very wrong. We've seen that which shouldn't be seen. We've been eye and mind raped."
"Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!! I need to scrub my brain. My eyes, my poor eyes!!"
Meanwhile security in another room realizes whats happening and hits the alarm. One security officer grumbles while getting their gear on, " Oh no. Not again."
So as you can see I would be doing my country a great service, by NOT taking nudie pics. :mrgreen:
