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suppose a long time senator was retiring and a want to be president wanted to use this senate seat as a stepping stone! but that person was afraid you might run for president and knew they couldn't beat you! planning on flying you inspect your airplane and find putty in the cracks of the aircraft! you get one of your navy pilot buddies to investigate! the friend finds that C4 has been placed in the cracks and is to be set off by altimeter when the plane descends below 1500 feet! your navy buddy flys the plane and uses a voice recording to request take off instructions! after achieving altitude your buddy switches off plane and bails out the plane falls and explodes at 1500 feet! your buddy parachutes to safety! you go under and remain under witness protection program! stay tuned Q 2024
 
john patriot said:
suppose a long time senator was retiring and a want to be president wanted to use this senate seat as a stepping stone! but that person was afraid you might run for president and knew they couldn't beat you! planning on flying you inspect your airplane and find putty in the cracks of the aircraft! you get one of your navy pilot buddies to investigate! the friend finds that C4 has been placed in the cracks and is to be set off by altimeter when the plane descends below 1500 feet! your navy buddy flys the plane and uses a voice recording to request take off instructions! after achieving altitude your buddy switches off plane and bails out the plane falls and explodes at 1500 feet! your buddy parachutes to safety! you go under and remain under witness protection program! stay tuned Q 2024
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Does Q stand for Quack?
 
I need names.......
 
john patriot said:
suppose a long time senator was retiring and a want to be president wanted to use this senate seat as a stepping stone! but that person was afraid you might run for president and knew they couldn't beat you! planning on flying you inspect your airplane and find putty in the cracks of the aircraft! you get one of your navy pilot buddies to investigate! the friend finds that C4 has been placed in the cracks and is to be set off by altimeter when the plane descends below 1500 feet! your navy buddy flys the plane and uses a voice recording to request take off instructions! after achieving altitude your buddy switches off plane and bails out the plane falls and explodes at 1500 feet! your buddy parachutes to safety! you go under and remain under witness protection program! stay tuned Q 2024
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Where didn't you learn English?
 
since this thread is bull****, i'd like to have fun, too.

this one time at band camp, i met this dude who was actually 272 years old, but was disguised as a pimply 15 year old. he had stormed the airports with George Washington. he told me that this entire country was founded because Ben Franklin got drunk one night and he had everyone laughing when he proposed that if properly motivated, they could set up a representative republic with enough safeguards in place so that the rich could run everything while making the people think that they did instead. he didn't even get a hangover the next day. after they did it, Washington started feeling guilty about the prank and gave the new nation a warning before he eventually died. no one cared by that point, and Washington's warning came to fruition when a bunch of idiots handed the keys to a game show host who couldn't even sign his name and drew an EKG every time instead. at the end of the show, we found out that the whole thing happened in a snow globe. mother****.
 
john patriot said:
suppose a long time senator was retiring and a want to be president wanted to use this senate seat as a stepping stone! but that person was afraid you might run for president and knew they couldn't beat you! planning on flying you inspect your airplane and find putty in the cracks of the aircraft! you get one of your navy pilot buddies to investigate! the friend finds that C4 has been placed in the cracks and is to be set off by altimeter when the plane descends below 1500 feet! your navy buddy flys the plane and uses a voice recording to request take off instructions! after achieving altitude your buddy switches off plane and bails out the plane falls and explodes at 1500 feet! your buddy parachutes to safety! you go under and remain under witness protection program! stay tuned Q 2024
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What the derp?
 
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Q 2024
 
I prefer Spike Milligan's Q.

 
Daniel Patrick Moynihan Q 2024
 
john patriot said:
suppose a long time senator was retiring and a want to be president wanted to use this senate seat as a stepping stone! but that person was afraid you might run for president and knew they couldn't beat you! planning on flying you inspect your airplane and find putty in the cracks of the aircraft! you get one of your navy pilot buddies to investigate! the friend finds that C4 has been placed in the cracks and is to be set off by altimeter when the plane descends below 1500 feet! your navy buddy flys the plane and uses a voice recording to request take off instructions! after achieving altitude your buddy switches off plane and bails out the plane falls and explodes at 1500 feet! your buddy parachutes to safety! you go under and remain under witness protection program! stay tuned Q 2024
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Suppose a bunch of guys in moscow were sitting around wondering what kind of content they can come up to feed right wing conspiracy nutters. Then suppose on the second bottle of vodka one guys, Sergei says, how about we apply vlad's actual tactics and make it about "them" having a program of eliminating enemies and potential enemies before they can rise in power?

Piotr says - yeah but they won't buy an "attempted" defenestration so we gotta make it way bigger, like Mission impossible. I know the assassination attempt is the ol' altimeter fused bomb in the plane trick.

The guys erupt in laughter and agreement. but then Sergei semi soberly says, yeah but how does our "enemy of the people" survive?.

Silence reigned until an almost audible lightbulb clicked in the mind of Igor who says - he finds it and uses a parachute. But then what happens.

Piotr immediately replies, he goes underground of course, having collected all the evidence, to bide his time till 2024 which will be his big coming out party.

They all look at each other. Great plot line, have one of the girls flesh it out and get it posted on the usual nutbar conspiracy sites.


My conspiracy theory is as valid as the OPs. And more likely too.
 
zyzygy said:
Why is 20:24 in the evening so important?
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2024 in the evening has nothing to do with this, I have give you enough information to solve the puzzle, im sorry you can't ! Q 2024
 
john patriot said:
2024 in the evening has nothing to do with this, I have give you enough information to solve the puzzle, im sorry you can't ! Q 2024
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Since when was a pile gibberish called information?
 
sorry you don't have enough brain power to solve the simple puzzle! Q 2024
 
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