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Seasonal Satire for What the PC Left has Brought Us To... :-)

Grokmaster

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Winter Wonderland...(aka: "Life Among the Snowflakes" ) :mrgreen:

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
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8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
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8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
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8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
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8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
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8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
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8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
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8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
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8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended
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8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
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9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
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9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
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9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
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BlueElk

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Winter Wonderland...(aka: "Life Among the Snowflakes" ) :mrgreen:

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
.
8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended
.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
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