Scientists clear passengers to fart on flights

[The Giant Noodle]

Nope..... not making this up!

In their report titled, 'Flatulence On Airplanes: Just Let It Go,' published in the New Zealand Medical Journal Friday, a team of British and Danish gastroenterologists suggest it's healthier to pass wind than fight the turbulence brewing within.

Scientists clear passengers to fart on flights - Weird News - Canoe.ca

 

[Northern Light]

Well I'm glad I have the royal permission of scientists to let go of the next stinker.

 

[Bob N]

Hand this out before boarding and enjoy the flight.

 

[wolfie]

Hand this out before boarding and enjoy the flight.

I must say..I do object to being forced to breathe in foul smelling gases emitted from someone's anus whilst trapped in a tin tube...

Last time was a flight from Morocco to London..The guy in front of me was having a few ''gas'' issues..He stank...no..he really stank..

Hell..I don't ever want to smell like that even if I'm dead..

Men find farting hilarious...they never seem to get over the fun to be had when someone farts...Hot news guys!!...women don't!!

 

[Bob N]

I must say..I do object to being forced to breathe in foul smelling gases emitted from someone's anus whilst trapped in a tin tube...

Last time was a flight from Morocco to London..The guy in front of me was having a few ''gas'' issues..He stank...no..he really stank..

Hell..I don't ever want to smell like that even if I'm dead..

Men find farting hilarious...they never seem to get over the fun to be had when someone farts...Hot news guys!!...women don't!!

Duly noted and respected, Ma'am. :dito:

 

[Middleground]

Good news for Danarhea. They can now officially take him off the no-fly list. :lol:

 

[Middleground]

I must say..I do object to being forced to breathe in foul smelling gases emitted from someone's anus whilst trapped in a tin tube...

Last time was a flight from Morocco to London..The guy in front of me was having a few ''gas'' issues..He stank...no..he really stank..

Hell..I don't ever want to smell like that even if I'm dead..

Men find farting hilarious...they never seem to get over the fun to be had when someone farts...Hot news guys!!...women don't!!

Speak for yourself! Call me immature if you wish, but at times, farts or fart jokes make me giggle.

 

[wolfie]

Speak for yourself! Call me immature if you wish, but at times, farts or fart jokes make me giggle.

I probably did laugh at fart jokes..but then I grew up...

 

[Middleground]

..but then I grew up...

I'm still working on that...

 

[ecofarm]

Wolfie takes farts seriously. You people better straighten up.