Scandinavian skinny-dippers warned of testicle-biting fish

[Top Cat]

(CNN) -- Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, as the saying goes, male skinny-dippers in Scandinavia are being warned about a fish infamous for munching on testicles.
Yes, you read that right.

From the article.


So why should swimmers beware? Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!

OK, that is some funny stuff right there.

Discovery of testicle-biting fish leads to swim warning for Danish men - CNN.com

 

[Gardener]

sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack

And they aren't the only ones, either.

 

[Fisher]

Must taste like chicken--everything else does after all :blah:

 

[RabidAlpaca]

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!

OK, that is some funny stuff right there.

Discovery of testicle-biting fish leads to swim warning for Danish men - CNN.com

Whoa... He's got some chompers on him!

This is not the person you want to teabag!

 

[Dr. Chuckles]

And they aren't the only ones, either.

Must taste like chicken--everything else does after all :blah:

I thought it was funny until I saw the damned thing's teeth

 

[sangha]

Another attempt to impose the Gay Agenda on us against our will

Lesbian Atheists Invent Pacu, Release Testicle Eating Fish In Lake Yeager Illinois • ChristWire

The men of Illinois should be very afraid. A miliant group of lesbian atheists have used genetics to create a breed of fish called the Pacu. The name of the fish is an anagram that stands for Penis Amputating Castrations Underwater. The pacu fish is actually a specialized genetic weapon.
The pacu river beast was first discovered not far from a genetics research facility in South America. The host of television show River Monsters, Jeremy Wade, went to investigate horror stories from local fishermen, who claimed a fish ‘with the mouth of a human hooker’ were killing male villagers by brutally malling of their genitals.

 

[Top Cat]

Perhaps now we all know the true origin of the nickname "nuts"

 

[Dr. Chuckles]

I think that is a satire site

 

[sangha]

I think that is a satire site

Ya think?

Chinese Man Tries To Sneak On Plane With Pet Turtle Disguised as Cheeseburger • ChristWire

 

[DiAnna]

Another attempt to impose the Gay Agenda on us against our will

Lesbian Atheists Invent Pacu, Release Testicle Eating Fish In Lake Yeager Illinois • ChristWire

I thought this was a joke until I read the article. Those dimwits are actually convinced that lesbian atheist scientists genetically bred these fish to castrate males, and dumped them in an Illinois lake!!! :shock: That kind of stupidity should seriously be illegal.


Edit: Oops. :3oops: Just saw the hamburger-turtle. Ya' got me, lol! :lamo

 

[sangha]

I thought this was a joke until I read the article. Those dimwits are actually convinced that lesbian atheist scientists genetically bred these fish to castrate males, and dumped them in an Illinois lake!!! :shock: That kind of stupidity should seriously be illegal.


Edit: Oops. :3oops: Just saw the hamburger-turtle. Ya' got me, lol! :lamo

The proper term is "hamburtle"

 

[Dr. Chuckles]

Ya think?

Chinese Man Tries To Sneak On Plane With Pet Turtle Disguised as Cheeseburger • ChristWire

I was trying to be polite about it. but the lines between satire and crazy have a way of blending on the net

 

[Deuce]

Maybe it's all a big joke but is it really worth the risk? I, for one, am never going swimming again.