This anonymous unsourced interview about one guy's opinion is PROOF, PROOF I SAY, that Obama is incompetent!
In similar news, I, Deuce, interviewed an anonymous but high level Republican the other day. Here's the transcript:
How do you feel about abortion?
Well, as a Christian I am against it, as a rule. However, I do believe in one exception: eating of the fetus. As a Republican, I often enjoy eating fetuses, still warm and straight out of the womb. If the GOP takes both the house and senate next Tuesday, one of the first items on our agenda will be pushing a constitutional amendment to officially declare unborn human fetuses to be a food source.
...uh, ok. How about live children?
Clearly, to be ideologically sound, I would have to support the eating of live children as well. This is America, it's not my place to decide what people can and cannot eat. Our constitutional amendment would probably not specifically cover live children, as this would be tough to get past the senate, but we feel we can get legislation through at a later time.
Of course. Next, many accuse the Republicans of being "anti-science," due to their common views on evolution or climate change. How would you respond to that?
We are absolutely anti-science. We don't trust science at all or believe in "evidence." The Republican Party wants America to get back to its roots: thinking with our gut. My gut tells me that the earth is the center of the universe. After all, the stars clearly spin in the sky, but earth isn't moving at all! We feel the American people are smart enough to know when scientists are just making things up to scare or confuse us.
B...but... sigh. Anyway, the last question is about taxes. If the GOP takes the house and senate, what can we expect from the IRS next year?
Nothing. Nothing at all. We know tax cuts boost the economy, we saw that from the Bush administration. Bush cut taxes to the lowest they've ever been, and our economy has never been better. It makes sense then that zero taxes would send our economy into overdrive. Everyone will have a job, everyone will be rich, because the government wont take one single penny of their money.
Wait. How will the government function?
We Republicans believe in Smaller Government, unlike those Marxists on the other side of the aisle who want the government to grind up every meal into a paste and spoonfeed it to you. We feel that the Free Market will work out the issues in the best interests of the American people. Privatized military, police, fire protection, roads, it will be a Reaganomic paradise. Without the EPA or FDA to interfere with our lives, the Free Market will make sure to keep our food and water safer and cleaner than ever, and even provide it at a lower cost!
Radium Water.
What?
Never mind. Thank you for your time.