Say it sarcastically

[Josie]

Oh, I just LOVE it when members of my family completely ignore their children and let them scream at the top of their lungs, make huge messes and let them eat candy and drink soda all day long!

 

[Lutherf]

The only thing that thrills me more than when my secretary discovers a new indestructible computer virus is how she manages to get too sick to work during the 3 days between ordering her new computer and having the IT guys set it up.

 

[poweRob]

I just love people who always drive in the left lane... and do so slower than all the other lanes then eventually decide to make a quick right turn across the other two lanes.

 

[zgoldsmith23]

I LOVE when a graduate student tries to tell me how I could "improve" my research by changing protocol after almost 2 years of exciting and somewhat high-profile data collection.

 

[Gipper]

Oh, I just LOVE it when members of my family completely ignore their children and let them scream at the top of their lungs, make huge messes and let them eat candy and drink soda all day long!

I don't KNOW how to say anything sarcastically.

 

[shlunka]

I just LOVE IT when I get into circular arguments on DebatePolitics.

 

[zgoldsmith23]

I just LOVE IT when I get into circular arguments on DebatePolitics.

Good thing that NEVER happens. :lol:

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

I just love threads like this.

 

[sawyerloggingon]

I just love how my wife is already coming up with things for me to do before I finish my first cup of coffee in the morning.

 

[Josie]

I don't KNOW how to say anything sarcastically.

I know! I've never ever heard you say anything sarcastic in my entire life!

 

[Porchev]

I absolutely love frequently not being able to fall asleep so instead I type on my laptop while listening to political commentary on the television and dogs lightly snoring in the background.

 

[Josie]

Not working during the summer suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. :2razz:

 

[Josie]

Oh my God. I cannot WAIT to shove my hurt toe into a sneaker and jump around for 30 minutes.

 

[nota bene]

I just love people who always drive in the left lane... and do so slower than all the other lanes then eventually decide to make a quick right turn across the other two lanes.

Bless their hearts.

 

[zgoldsmith23]

Bless their hearts.

Yeah, I'll keep them in my prayers. :lol:

 

[OscarB63]

I just LOVE it when my boss gives me an assignment he's had on his desk for a month the day before the deadline......

 

[Josie]

Isn't it fantastic when you sweat your ass off day after day after day and the scales won't budge one little inch?

 

[GottaGo]

I am grateful when someone lets me know that I've spent hours doing something that turns out not to be needed anyway.

 

[Gipper]

Not working during the summer suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. :2razz:

Now this I wouldn't see as sarcastic. If I'm off of work more than one week in a row, I get antsy.

 

[penn1954]

Oh, I just LOVE it when members of my family completely ignore their children and let them scream at the top of their lungs, make huge messes and let them eat candy and drink soda all day long!

I cant believe people would be upset with our President's 100M trip.

Whats up with that?:mrgreen:

 

[Josie]

Now this I wouldn't see as sarcastic. If I'm off of work more than one week in a row, I get antsy.

Oh, I'll be getting antsy in a few weeks.

 

[Gipper]

Oh, I'll be getting antsy in a few weeks.

After a few weeks I'm practically pacing in a frenzy.

It'd be one thing if I was some manual laborer or performing some grunt job. I tend to like my jobs. I loved managing my aunt's medical practice.

Hell, I had 3 day weekends every week, since the nurses all had weekend jobs that included Fridays. The office was open 10 hours a day, M-Th., as was my job. I would often go into work on Fridays, unpaid, just to sit in my office, do some extra work at my own pace, and goof off online.

I guess there are worse things to be than a workaholic.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Now this I wouldn't see as sarcastic. If I'm off of work more than one week in a row, I get antsy.

I need time off. <No sarcastic remark >

 

[Gipper]

I need time off. <No sarcastic remark >

If my nickname is "time", can you get me off?

 

[Lutherf]

Isn't it fantastic when you sweat your ass off day after day after day and the scales won't budge one little inch?

That's probably because you're adding muscle mass instead of burning fat.