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<Satire> Experts Say Controlling Toddler During Church Service Burns More Calories Than Going To Gym

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U.S.—After a nationwide three-year study, fitness experts revealed that trying to control a fussy toddler during a church service is more effective at burning calories than normal exercise at the gym.

"Yeah, I think everyone who has ever tried to control a toddler in a church service already knew this," said fitness YouTuber Cruggs Bojanks. "This data pretty much confirms what we all knew to be true."

Read the rest here: Experts Say Controlling Toddler During Church Service Burns More Calories Than Going To Gym | The Babylon Bee
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No doubt it's completely true. :)
 
Roadvirus said:
No doubt it's completely true. :)
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Yup! That's really funny. Bath time for a puppy is probably even better at burning calories imo, because first you have to catch him. I have a large kitchen island and I'm sure I do 10K steps a day running around it in circles just trying to get him to drop stuff he's not supposed to have.
 
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