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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectiveness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.


The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says . . . real slowly,"So. Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

:lol:
 

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aps said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectiveness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.


The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says . . . real slowly,"So. Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

:lol:
Good one...
:rofl
 

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aps said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectiveness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.


The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says . . . real slowly,"So. Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

:lol:

Bahahahahahaha....I've got nothin against bush but that was good
 
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aps said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectiveness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.


The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says . . . real slowly,"So. Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

:lol:

That was funny as ****!!!:rofl :rofl I don't have anything against Bush though!!! :rofl
 

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@_girL........ said:
That was funny as ****!!!:rofl :rofl I don't have anything against Bush though!!! :rofl
Then I'm not sure we can be lesbians together. ;)
 

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@_girL........ said:
awww, come on, don't let some stupid political view get in the way of our feelings!!! I don't necessarily like Bush... can that help?
:yes:

I'll be right over to your "office."
 

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@_girL........ said:
O.k. I will be waiting. ^_^

OH BOY!
Can I film it? pleaseeeee........:smile:
 

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cherokee said:
OH BOY!
Can I film it? pleaseeeee........:smile:
Okay. :cool:
 
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