LOL!
Years ago I worked part time in a juke joint. It wasn't a nice place but the money was under the table and it was much needed after my newly ex-ed wife took everything but the blame. I worked weekends behind the bar slinging beer and dodging bullets.
A ex-felon, W.L., who had done 7 years for manslaughter, (killed a man with one punch) sat at the bar in his usual spot late one Saturday afternoon. He was actually a nice guy but he was not a person to be ****ed with.
A lady named Kelly, a regular, walked in and ordered a drink before she headed out to meet a date somewhere. Kelly, dressed in a yellow jumpsuit kind of thing, looked pretty good. She pranced for a minute and looked at W.L. (that's what everyone called him) and said, "W.L., do you thing this makes my ass look too large?"
W.L. took a quick look and said, "No, darling. Your ass is too large."
One quick swing with the beer mug knocked W.L. off the bar stool. We couldn't stop laughing, including W.L.
If a woman fishes for a compliment, give it. The world will be a more peaceful place for having done so. :thumbs: Women are worth it anyway.