re you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (1 Viewer)

[Vader]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. Your heart felt answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?!

DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!



Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he wa s stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.



This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.



REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:



BANG!







SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....



(Sounds of reloading)


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!




:mrgreen:

 

[aps]

The scary thing is that there is some truth to this. :shock:

This is hilarious! I'm a democrat, but I wouldn't have hesitated in taking a shot at him.

 

[Vader]

The scary thing is that there is some truth to this. :shock:

This is hilarious! I'm a democrat, but I wouldn't have hesitated in taking a shot at him.

Likewise man

 

[StrawHat]

Awesome. What if you would shoot to incapacitate and not to kill? Maybe i'm reading too much into this? :2razz:

 

[Monkey Mind]

:rofl That was ****ing hilarious, man.

Bang-Bang. Although since I'm an expert shot, those would be shots to incapacitate. Unless of course he's wearing a suicide belt, in which case they'd be between the eyes. Then again, if I were in a bad mood maybe I'd rip out his esophagus and beat him with it :twisted:

 

[SixStringHero]

:rofl

That was great.

Of course I would go for upper body mass rather than a head shot.

If the victim dies as a result, no big loss.

The way I see it, I did him a favor by sending him off to meet his 72 virgin wives.