Put down the tofu, it will just make you gay. (1 Viewer)

[shuamort]

From the thinktank known as World Net Daily, I bring you:
A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

:rofl

I'd make more hay out of this if it weren't so damn funny.

 

[WI Crippler]

Well just put down tofu, because it sucks...... but I used to work in a health food store, and we sold the soy protein, and whey protein. Weight lifters wouldn't touch soy protein because it does increase estrogen levels which doesn't help muscle building as fast, and usually women, or lactose intolerant people would go with the soy protein.

As far as it making someone gay, ummm I don't really think so. Although I do tend to think of guys that eat tofu as ******s.

 

[Jerry]

Well just put down tofu, because it sucks...... but I used to work in a health food store, and we sold the soy protein, and whey protein. Weight lifters wouldn't touch soy protein because it does increase estrogen levels which doesn't help muscle building as fast, and usually women, or lactose intolerant people would go with the soy protein.

As far as it making someone gay, ummm I don't really think so. Although I do tend to think of guys that eat tofu as ******s.

I read the OP and was like WTF?

I agree and concur completely, WI Crippler.



...World Net Daily....sheesh....a shame to, 'cause that's where I found links for the evidence in my NWO conspiracy theory........pear-heads.....

 

[americanwoman]

That must explain why everytime I leave the vegan market I always seem to be more ......gay :doh

 

[Real Korimyr #9]

Article's obvious nonsense, as homosexuality has nothing to do with estrogen levels. They've tested this... give a bunch of red-meat eating red-blooded heterosexual men large doses of estrogen, and they grow breasts, cry a lot... and want to get all creepily emotional with the women they're trying to score with. (Though, they don't try as hard.)

Give a bunch of homosexual men large doses of testosterone, and they grow body hair, bacne, and try to club lesser homosexual men over the head and drag them back to their caves.

On the other hand, the feminizing qualities of soy are increasingly known and highly disturbing. Hopefully, food manufacturers and nutritionists will soon acknowledge this and admit that soy is not a staple food and should not be encouraged.

 

[Kelzie]

Article's obvious nonsense, as homosexuality has nothing to do with estrogen levels. They've tested this... give a bunch of red-meat eating red-blooded heterosexual men large doses of estrogen, and they grow breasts, cry a lot... and want to get all creepily emotional with the women they're trying to score with. (Though, they don't try as hard.)

Give a bunch of homosexual men large doses of testosterone, and they grow body hair, bacne, and try to club lesser homosexual men over the head and drag them back to their caves.

On the other hand, the feminizing qualities of soy are increasingly known and highly disturbing. Hopefully, food manufacturers and nutritionists will soon acknowledge this and admit that soy is not a staple food and should not be encouraged.

It's true. Reports of six year-olds starting their periods abound. Makes you wonder how the Japanese eat so much.

 

[WI Crippler]

It's true. Reports of six year-olds starting their periods abound. Makes you wonder how the Japanese eat so much.

They eat smaller portions than us fat americans.

 

[Kelzie]

They eat smaller portions than us fat americans.

True, but they still eat much more tofu than we do.

 

[WI Crippler]

True, but they still eat much more tofu than we do.

So what seems more masculine, a Norweigan meat eating monster, or an asian guy?? The proof is there. Tofu is the devils food.


And by devil, I mean women. :smile:

 

[Kelzie]

So what seems more masculine, a Norweigan meat eating monster, or an asian guy?? The proof is there. Tofu is the devils food.

Hmm...interesting. Although the Japanese do not have the problem we are currently seeing, with young girls going through puberty at ridiculously young ages.

And by devil, I mean women. :smile:

It's funny cause it's true. :twisted:

 

[WI Crippler]

Hmm...interesting. Although the Japanese do not have the problem we are currently seeing, with young girls going through puberty at ridiculously young ages.

I heard that is attributed to BGH ( Bovine Growth Hormone ) which is fed to milking cows, to produce more milk, and there for ends up in our milk/ beef supply. Not sure on the validity on that, but I remember hearing that somewhere.

 

[Kelzie]

I heard that is attributed to BGH ( Bovine Growth Hormone ) which is fed to milking cows, to produce more milk, and there for ends up in our milk/ beef supply. Not sure on the validity on that, but I remember hearing that somewhere.

I've heard both. It makes sense, they're both hormones that young girls aren't used to getting.

 

[WI Crippler]

Regardless I will always hate tofu, because I went on a camping trip once, and there were 3 paths to take back to camp. My health nut aunt took the short path, with a few others and the rest of us decided to take the longest path. Well the long path was about 12 miles instead of the 7 we thought it was ( I was 12 at the time ). Well we were all looking forward to some pizza and steaks, and we got there she had thrown it all out, and made tofu for everybody, stating we would be poisoning our bodies by eating that garbage. I don't remember for sure, but I think I cried.

 

[Kelzie]

Regardless I will always hate tofu, because I went on a camping trip once, and there were 3 paths to take back to camp. My health nut aunt took the short path, with a few others and the rest of us decided to take the longest path. Well the long path was about 12 miles instead of the 7 we thought it was ( I was 12 at the time ). Well we were all looking forward to some pizza and steaks, and we got there she had thrown it all out, and made tofu for everybody, stating we would be poisoning our bodies by eating that garbage. I don't remember for sure, but I think I cried.

I like tofu. But then, I've never had something like that happen to me either.:lol:

 

[CoffeeSaint]

I object morally to tofu.

When I was in college, I was forced to deal with two friends who were aggressive vegans; they gave me unending crap about my meat eating.

So I decided to boycott soy.

I have never gone back on that pledge, and by God, I won't do it now!

DOWN WITH TOFU!


(Wait -- suddenly I feel more macho . . .)

 

[ngdawg]

So, what's Oscar Wilde's excuse? Rock Hudson's?

 

[Alex]

So THAT is what happen to me? It all makes sense now.

I never really ate much tofu, I do not like the texture of it. Even when I tried the vegan thing, I stayed away from it. The only way that I really could tolerate it was if it was deep fried with lots of hot sauce.

I have used soy proteins though. It is very interesting that someone here mentioned that it messes up muscle building, which I did not know. I can remember wondering why my workouts seemed to get more results without the soy. Now I know... thanks for the info.

So if I want to be a flamer instead of a j-sexual, I should eat more soy? LMAO.

 

[WI Crippler]

I have used soy proteins though. It is very interesting that someone here mentioned that it messes up muscle building, which I did not know. I can remember wondering why my workouts seemed to get more results without the soy. Now I know... thanks for the info.

It isn't that soy proteins necessarily mess up muscle building, but it is a much slower working protein than the traditional whey protein ( which comes from dairy). Plus it has been shown that soy does increase estrogen levels, albeit slightly, which makes it harder to increase gains, as testosterone production is lowered during the production of estrogen. But its not going to stop muscle building, but it will hamper the speed of muscle building over time. Nor will it make anyone gay. If it did, then there would not be any vegan lesbians, would there??? They'd all be man crazy.

I also heard from a health nut ( and I am not sure as to the validity of this, but knowing a little bit about farming its not impossible ) that soy is bad for you because of the way soy is planted during crop rotation. Apparently when you have corn, or other foods growing, they pull all the nutrients from the soil, and then soy is planted to rejuvenate the soil,it does this by pulling the metallics from the earth. Like I said not sure on the validity of that, but its something I heard, and thought I'd throw it out there.

 

[Synch]

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis,

What?!

*Removes all soy-milk and tofu from fridge.*

I have to compensate for this..

And I will