Pretzel Logic

[bongsaway]

No, not steely dan, the gop and trump supporters.

I'm using the term pretzel logic because I feel like I have to twist myself into a pretzel to follow the logic of the folks defending trump.

One has to believe the craziest theories to understand everything bad happening in america right now is biden's fault. Or antifa is behind all the violence, burning and looting. The deep state and people in black on planes. And let's not forget the famous hillary pizza parlor. Crazy.

 

[Cardinal]

No, not steely dan, the gop and trump supporters.

I'm using the term pretzel logic because I feel like I have to twist myself into a pretzel to follow the logic of the folks defending trump.

One has to believe the craziest theories to understand everything bad happening in america right now is biden's fault. Or antifa is behind all the violence, burning and looting. The deep state and people in black on planes. And let's not forget the famous hillary pizza parlor. Crazy.

Remember that these guys are regularly reading crap like PJ Media, Hot Air, Zero Hedge and Gateway Pundit. And of course most of them are into Qanon like the guy below my post. There's an entire universe of daily CT that you and I haven't been following along with, so by the time they post here and we read it, we're like...

 

[Mycroft]

No, not steely dan, the gop and trump supporters.

I'm using the term pretzel logic because I feel like I have to twist myself into a pretzel to follow the logic of the folks defending trump.

One has to believe the craziest theories to understand everything bad happening in america right now is biden's fault. Or antifa is behind all the violence, burning and looting. The deep state and people in black on planes. And let's not forget the famous hillary pizza parlor. Crazy.

Nah...you don't have to twist yourself into a pretzel to understand what's happening. You just have to be honest and not pretend not to know things.

 

[bongsaway]

Nah...you don't have to twist yourself into a pretzel to understand what's happening. You just have to be honest and not pretend not to know things.

That has got to be one of the funnier things you've written. So ironic.

 

[Mr Person]

Nah...you don't have to twist yourself into a pretzel to understand what's happening. You just have to be honest and not pretend not to know things.

Because people who are honest and do not pretend to not know things understand that all of reality is conspiring to victimize Trump, except for Trump himself and his Trumpists. You're all the biggest most victimized victims ever, and don't you let those poopooface libruls tell you otherwise.

When you get a sunburn, that's Obama Deep State Plants focusing giant space magnifying glasses on you. When you stub your toe, that's Biden's shadow forces secretly raising your floor by an inch without you noticing it mid-step (they're pretty good for incompetent people, huh?). When Trump says something moronic on live TV, that's a media conspiracy to make him look bad. Trump does no wrong, nor could he, for the sun shines from his ass.

Right, Mycroft. Right. We'll take it from the person who is guaranteed to defend Trump on every front, even if all the defense he can muster is in his attempts to create stupid confusion in threads for which he has now answer.








Right, Mycroft. Right.

:roll:

 

[Moderate Right]

I'm using the term pretzel logic because I feel like I have to twist myself into a pretzel to follow the logic of the folks blaming trump.

One has to believe the craziest theories to understand everything bad happening in america right now is Trump's fault. Or antifa is behind all the violence, burning and looting.

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