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Justin Bieber and Honey Boo Boo get married, and thus another reality TV show is born. The couple spend their honeymoon on dancing with the stars, and Americans are so enthralled with that performance, they end up eating tons of comfort food while vicariously living the lives of Justin and Honey. They grow so fat that they become permanently stuck in their reclining chairs, unable to get up and vote. In Washington, the powers that be declare "Mission Accomplished".