Poll... Have you ever needed a gun to protect yourself?

[CaptainCourtesy]

I also would like to add that dogs are a great accessory to your weapons.

Can you get them in matching colors?

 

[LaMidRighter]

Can you get them in matching colors?

:lol: Why yes, yes you can.:rofl

 

[Cold Highway]

Can you get them in matching colors?

I forgot the great attachments you can add to your K-9. I have this enemy detection system that works great.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

I forgot the great attachments you can add to your K-9. I have this enemy detection system that works great.

I asked for a gun in a matching color. Where is it? :2razz:

 

[LaMidRighter]

I asked for a gun in a matching color. Where is it? :2razz:

These guys can do it.
BEARCOAT Gun Refinishing

 

[ReverendHellh0und]

You're right, I didn't type what I meant to type. Needed a gun TO PROTECT YOURSELF. As in you were in some sort of mortal danger that a gun would solve. I stand by the premise of my post, though, which is that a significant portion of those are either outright lies or exaggerations, as is common when asking about these sorts of things. Macho thing. When polled via internet, penis size also averages about 30% above the actual average.

Uhm. Tucker ruins the curve on this

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

Uhm. Tucker ruins the curve on this

You have just violated "Tucker's Law".

Tucker's Law: Any discussion about penis size, automatically morphs into a discussion about Tucker; conversely, any discussion about Tucker, automatically morphs into a discussion about penis size.

 

[Tucker Case]

You have just violated "Tucker's Law".

Tucker's Law: Any discussion about penis size, automatically morphs into a discussion about Tucker; conversely, any discussion about Tucker, automatically morphs into a discussion about penis size.

And nazis.

 

[Caine]

I also would like to add that dogs are a great accessory to your weapons.

I dunno man.

I went to a house last night on a fail to pay taxi driver call and two drunk chicks were spooning on the couch. The door was cracked open and a viscious sounding Pit Bull was at the door. I rang the damned doorbell for like 5 minutes straight before a drunk broad got off the couch, staggered, fell, got back up, and opened the door to let the dog out and then closed it again. The dog was now like 5 feet from me barking visciously, but then decided to go take a **** instead. I finally got the drunk chick to the door, droolling all over herself, covered in vomit. Managed to get her to understand what was going on, she handed over cash that was given to taxi driver. The dog was let back inside the house and after seeing that we were in the house for 5 minutes not causing harm, he came over and licked my hand.

Moral of the Story: Dogs can be unpredictable. Especially if they have to ****.

 

[Tucker Case]

I dunno man.

I went to a house last night on a fail to pay taxi driver call and two drunk chicks were spooning on the couch. The door was cracked open and a viscious sounding Pit Bull was at the door. I rang the damned doorbell for like 5 minutes straight before a drunk broad got off the couch, staggered, fell, got back up, and opened the door to let the dog out and then closed it again. The dog was now like 5 feet from me barking visciously, but then decided to go take a **** instead. I finally got the drunk chick to the door, droolling all over herself, covered in vomit. Managed to get her to understand what was going on, she handed over cash that was given to taxi driver. The dog was let back inside the house and after seeing that we were in the house for 5 minutes not causing harm, he came over and licked my hand.

Moral of the Story: Dogs can be unpredictable. Especially if they have to ****.

Drunk vomit-covered lesbians FTW!

 

[TurtleDude]

You have just violated "Tucker's Law".

Tucker's Law: Any discussion about penis size, automatically morphs into a discussion about Tucker; conversely, any discussion about Tucker, automatically morphs into a discussion about penis size.

is that called a dickotomy?

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

I dunno man.

I went to a house last night on a fail to pay taxi driver call and two drunk chicks were spooning on the couch. The door was cracked open and a viscious sounding Pit Bull was at the door. I rang the damned doorbell for like 5 minutes straight before a drunk broad got off the couch, staggered, fell, got back up, and opened the door to let the dog out and then closed it again. The dog was now like 5 feet from me barking visciously, but then decided to go take a **** instead. I finally got the drunk chick to the door, droolling all over herself, covered in vomit. Managed to get her to understand what was going on, she handed over cash that was given to taxi driver. The dog was let back inside the house and after seeing that we were in the house for 5 minutes not causing harm, he came over and licked my hand.

Moral of the Story: Dogs can be unpredictable. Especially if they have to ****.

:rofl:rofl:rofl Great story. Love the moral. :rofl

 

[Caine]

:rofl:rofl:rofl Great story. Love the moral. :rofl

I've learned that true stories always make the best stories.

There is another moral to the story when it comes to how drunk you should allow yourself to get, but that isn't gonna fit the topic of this thread.

 

[Jerry]

We don't want anyone to get robbed or hurt, right? Even if they are actively anti-gun, we don't wish things like that on innocent citizens.... RIGHT? :no:

Of course not, which is why they should have a firearm.

If they choose to be a victim, well, then imo they should be held liable for allowing the hazard.

 

[Cold Highway]

I dunno man.

I went to a house last night on a fail to pay taxi driver call and two drunk chicks were spooning on the couch.

Did you get a picture?

The door was cracked open and a viscious sounding Pit Bull was at the door. I rang the damned doorbell for like 5 minutes straight before a drunk broad got off the couch, staggered, fell, got back up, and opened the door to let the dog out and then closed it again. The dog was now like 5 feet from me barking visciously, but then decided to go take a **** instead. I finally got the drunk chick to the door, droolling all over herself, covered in vomit. Managed to get her to understand what was going on, she handed over cash that was given to taxi driver. The dog was let back inside the house and after seeing that we were in the house for 5 minutes not causing harm, he came over and licked my hand.

Moral of the Story: Dogs can be unpredictable. Especially if they have to ****.

Only a minor set back, man's best friend can be modified. I already have discovered beta plans

Team Fortress 2 - The Guard Dog Update