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I wish I secreted ginger ale.I tend to deceive. That's one of my secrete weapons.
I wish I secreted ginger ale.I tend to deceive. That's one of my secrete weapons.
I would love it if there is a way for me to stuff it to make up for what I lack naturally. (I am a pretty small woman with a pretty small bra size, but I absolutely believe in padded bras!) If you want to drop by and help me get male attention drawn to the bar, I'd love to have you visit! I'm sure you have some low cut tops for bar hopping besides your old bartender outfit!
Oh snap! lol I don't think I'd wish for that, although, my husband probably does. I'd be worried about attracting bees.I wish I secreted ginger ale.
And the one who aren't welcoming, you can take care of!
Thanks, @Bum. I trust I'll be seeing you in the bar?Welcome to the team, @NewfieMom !
Thanks, @Rogue Valley. We can always use good music in the bar and I don't know anyone more discerning than you. Bring some music our way whenever you feel like it.BIG CONGRATS NewfieMom!
I'm going to buy some fans with my own money in case we need to cool the joint down on the nights you are in, @tres borrachos. By tonight I should have them and some extension cords set up so I think it will be safe for you to come to the bar, Hot Stuff.Count me in baby! I'll help you set up the hottest and sexiest bar ever.
I don't have any padded bras (although I should) but I hear @tacomancer stole one from @Allan. I'm sure he will let his fellow bar wench borrow it.
Yeah, I used to watch it too, it was great in its time. I don't watch any reruns on old shows though.I used to watch "Cheers" when it was first on TV, not the reruns. I loved it. But I did not recall that episode. It is great. The show was great back then, really fresh.
Don't you mean "barfly Bum"?Im a Bum barfly.
Im a dyslexic Bumfly.Don't you mean "barfly Bum"?
I'm going to buy some fans with my own money in case we need to cool the joint down on the nights you are in, @tres borrachos. By tonight I should have them and some extension cords set up so I think it will be safe for you to come to the bar, Hot Stuff.
I hadn't thought of that. I am going to use you as my consultant, @tres borrachos. You are...uh...experienced.
I hadn't thought of that. I am going to use you as my consultant, @tres borrachos. You are...uh...experienced.
Yes, since I do not, yet, know how to be a bartender I think it is time to promote me to moderator.Well @NewfieMom you HAVE proven to be a constant star of even handed logic.
I don't know if that's something that comes in handy for a bartender but it's certainly helpful for a moderator.
I see a possible promotion in your future!
Well done, congratulations.
Oh, there is so much written about you that I doubt anyone pays any attention to it anymore. I wouldn't worry.I hope to hell you didn't read that on the stall in the staff bathroom! I told them to erase it. That was @X Factor who wrote it.
Oh, there is so much written about you that I doubt anyone pays any attention to it anymore. I wouldn't worry.