Plastic jar removed from Fla. bear cub's head

[The Giant Noodle]

AP
In this July 31, 2010 photo released by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, two black bear cubs, one with a jug on its head, run along a roadway in Ocala National Forest, Fla. The black bear cub in Florida affectionately known as "jarhead" can finally enjoy a good meal. The clear plastic container was removed from the 6-month-old cub's head after being stuck for at least 10 days. The cub poked its head into the jar when digging through trash in a neighborhood in central Florida. Biologists say the cub was days away from death because the jar made it impossible to eat or drink. The team had to tranquilize the mother bear and then grab the cub to remove the jar from the bear's head. (AP Photo/Ocala National Forest, Cathy Connolly)

Plastic jar removed from Fla. bear cub's head - U.S. news - msnbc.com

 

[Agent Ferris]

AP
In this July 31, 2010 photo released by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, two black bear cubs, one with a jug on its head, run along a roadway in Ocala National Forest, Fla. The black bear cub in Florida affectionately known as "jarhead" can finally enjoy a good meal. The clear plastic container was removed from the 6-month-old cub's head after being stuck for at least 10 days. The cub poked its head into the jar when digging through trash in a neighborhood in central Florida. Biologists say the cub was days away from death because the jar made it impossible to eat or drink. The team had to tranquilize the mother bear and then grab the cub to remove the jar from the bear's head. (AP Photo/Ocala National Forest, Cathy Connolly)

Plastic jar removed from Fla. bear cub's head - U.S. news - msnbc.com

Traitors, when will they learn that bears are heartless unstopable killing machines?

 

[danarhea]

Traitors, when will they learn that bears are heartless unstopable killing machines?

Should have let it die, then see how it barbecues.... Nah, black bears eat garbage, and probably have worms. So let him die, and use him for fertilizer. :mrgreen:

 

[Agent Ferris]

Should have let it die, then see how it barbecues.... Nah, black bears eat garbage, and probably have worms. So let him die, and use him for fertilizer. :mrgreen:

Ya but you would bearly get any fertilizer out of the little one, I doubt that it's worth bearing the consequences for shooting it without a license, I'm on a roll, and I have a cubple of more, with the jar on its head it would be like shooting fish in a bearrel, but then the mother would have to go through a period of beareavement for a month at the bear minimum.

Tell me have you heard?

 

[Agent Ferris]

Tell me have you heard?

Has anyone heard?

 

[danarhea]

Has anyone heard?

Yea, you bearly got a laugh from me on that one. :mrgreen:

 

[Agent Ferris]

Yea, you bearly got a laugh from me on that one. :mrgreen:

But have you heard?

 

[Agent Ferris]

Has anyone heard?

 

[Your Star]

When I opened this from the main page I thought for sure it would read "Plastic jar removed from Fla. man's ass."

I'm slightly disappointed.

 

[UtahBill]

Should have let it die, then see how it barbecues.... Nah, black bears eat garbage, and probably have worms. So let him die, and use him for fertilizer. :mrgreen:

Sarcasm on....
You bunch of bigots, you wouldn't be saying those things if it was a white bear!!!
Sarcasm off...

 

[The Giant Noodle]

Im going to give the bear everyones address on this thread.

 

[Agent Ferris]

Im going to give the bear everyones address on this thread.

Tell me have you heard?

 

[The Giant Noodle]

Tell me have you heard?

The Bird is the Word

 

[Agent Ferris]

The Bird is the Word

DAMN YOU!

 

[iangb]

There's a whole wealth of 'momma grizzly' jokes that we're missing out on here...

 

[Zyphlin]

The fools! Don't they know what they've done!