Picard > Norris (1 Viewer)

[FreeThinker]

I've heard all this shiz on the intrewebster aboot chuck norris. wow chuck he knows kung fu. wow chuck he like fought bruce lee. wow world champion blah blah blah im gay blah blah blah.

what you assmonkeys dont even know is that norris is a BITCH compaired to the real all time hero of everything. yall don't even know.

wtf did chuck norris ever really do anyway besides get his neck stomped on by bruce lee? NOTHING thats what. norris isnt ****.

look here:

you see how ****ing calm he looks? do you know what? hes a ****ing KILLER under that calm facade. you don't even know. picard would snap your ****ing neck in like 1/2 second.

picard will ****ing photon torpedo you in your FACE and not think twice. hes THAT kind of person. i heard onetime in grade school that a kid tried to trip picard in the hallway. picard ****ing had him transported into barbera streisand's vagina. you don't even know man. one click of that communicator and you are ****ing GONE. "enterprise transport this ma into ru paul's asshole". bzzzzzzz. GONE. done. end. thats it. you lose. picard 1 you 0.

and check out this one:

picard totally ****ing used and abuse that ho, then he didn't even CALL her man. he didn't even CALL that ho the night after. picard NEVER calls women the night after. hes THAT kind of guy. hes a ****ing island man. he needs NO ONE.

then this one time a guy thought he would be all cool. he went out in the woods by himself late at night and whispered "**** that guy picard, he isnt so tough". LOOK WHAT ****ING HAPPENED:

PICARD APPEARED OUT OF THE ****ING MYST LIKE THE ****ING CANDYMAN AND CHOCKED THE GUY WITH HIS OWN DONG. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. DONT EVER THINK YOU CAN WHISPER THAT YOU HATE PICARD. HE WILL ****ING TRANSPORT TO YOUR COORDINATES AND ****ING OWN YOU.


this one time people thought batman was all hard. they were like "batman is from the ****ing STREETS man picard can't touch him. LOOK WHAT ****ING HAPPENED:

http://picardhitsbatman.ytmnd.com/

batman never really had a chance man.

then there are all these kids that think the matrix is all cool and ****. that ****ing morpheus can do all this crazy **** that picard cant. here is picard demonstrating that he can DEFINITELY DO ALL THAT **** AND MORE:

http://chunktwins.ytmnd.com/

yeah thats right. neo isnt **** compaired to picard.

then one time the old captain of the enterprise got on conan obrien and thought he could act all cool and stuff. look what picard did to his OWN ****ING TELEVISION:

http://picardisjealous.ytmnd.com/

he was lucky as hell that picard got a DUI the night before and coulndt drive the ****ing enterprise down to the studio.

and just to make a point, the day after that happened, look what picard did to ****ing conan obrien for having old captain as a guest:

http://picardendsconan.ytmnd.com/

the state attorney's office was going to prosecute the murder. then they heard it was jean luke ****ing picard and they were like NO WAY MAN, **** THAT ****.

people think picard is just a mindless killing machine, but they dont even know that picard ****ing teaches art class in his free time. yeah man, picard is smart AND DEADLY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW SON:

http://picardartclass.ytmnd.com/

you think picard is a stiff? you think he spends all day killing people and teaching art? no way man, you dont even KNOW. picard ****ing gets down when he wants to:

http://picardgetsdown.ytmnd.com/

ronald mcdonald thought he could get away from the captain of the ****ing universe by driving fast. he didnt even KNOW man. picard trained for 6 months in one of osama's camps in afghanistanitaliban. he recieved advanced car bomb training. just look at what happened to ronald *****face mcdonald when he tried to flee:

http://lolcollision.ytmnd.com/


last thing im going to say is this: dont you EVER think you can disprespect the captian of the ****ing enterprise. he will ****ing warp 9 to your ****ing house where you live with your mom and and fire a maximum yield full spread torpedo volley in your FACE while you are taking a ****. your mom wont even recognise you.

if i were you, i would make this your desktop out of homage and respect:

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

if you don't i ****ing PITY you man. picard is EVERYWHERE. his long range sensors reach like 200 ****ING LIGHTYEARS MAN. you don't even know.

picard > norris. thats it. you dont even know.

 

[Schweddy]

:rofl

Picard is the shiz.

 

[Kandahar]

We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.

 

[Gardener]

Looks a lot like a cyborg I used to know went by the name of Locutus.

He wanted to assimilate me, but I turned him down.

 

[Kandahar]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

 

[Kandahar]

Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. He jumped in front of the car and deflected the bullets. JFK was so in awe, his head exploded.

 

[Kandahar]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[Kandahar]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, it is most likely soaked with blood and tears.

 

[Donkey1499]

Holy ****ing ****, Dude!!!!!! That was frickin' awesome!!!!!!!!!! LOL :rofl :mrgreen:

 

[FreeThinker]

Holy ****ing ****, Dude!!!!!! That was frickin' awesome!!!!!!!!!! LOL :rofl :mrgreen:

Khadahar stop googling the old norris jokes. Make up your own like me.

And donkey, i hate to tell you this man, but Picard HATES liberals. If I were you I would try to get on board a shuttle and warp 9 into deep space then power down your engines, because Picard is COMMING for you man. You don't even know.

 

[MrFungus420]

John Licks D*ckhard is lame. Nothing but a diplomat.

Kirk rocked!

If you want proof, when Pickard couldn't get the job done, who did he go get...that's right, Kirk.

 

[Donkey1499]

Khadahar stop googling the old norris jokes. Make up your own like me.

And donkey, i hate to tell you this man, but Picard HATES liberals. If I were you I would try to get on board a shuttle and warp 9 into deep space then power down your engines, because Picard is COMMING for you man. You don't even know.

The thing is, I'm not a liberal, so thus I have nothing to worry about.