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Parental "Silly Biz," Take Two

Have you ever done any of the following:

  • Said "I gotta go poopy" or words to that effect when the kiddies were out of ear-shot

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Did your best impression of your fussing child in an effort to confuse them into shutting up

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Taken any little noise your child made as a sign of agreement in an adult argument

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Used a diaper wipe to clean up a butt over the age of 5 (yours, for example)

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Surprised someone, then held up a small child to stop them from hitting you

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Laughed like a maniac when your child screamed in terror as you started up the vaccum cleaner

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Explained to your child you were seizing their diaper in violation their 4th Amendment rights

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Explained to your child that the smell of poop was probable cause to search and seize their diaper

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • "Other" (because I know someone somewhere has their own sick joke to share)

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • None of the above, because you're either very sane or very boring or very both

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    1
TacticalEvilDan

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Okay, I screwed up the poll in my first attempt, let's hope second time is a charm. :lol:

This poll is strictly for those of you who currently have small children (under the age of 5) or can clearly remember what it was like to have small children.

Enjoy!
 
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