Operation Monkey Squeeze

[Ivan The Terrible]

For some time now Your Master has been watching... Strange and evil developments take place. No drought this plot was hatched by Cnredd. In an effort to raise his necro/homo lover Teacher from the grave, he has created a diabolical monster. One that craves bananas... Even now his power is growing to dangerous levels. Trampling on great threads posted by Pstdkid, he sends them to this newly made abomination. "The Sewer". A place more foul, than Bill Oh Really? in a bikine. He seeks to silence those who appose him by locking them away in this God forsaken place! Gentile commoners. I need your help. Together we must rid ourselves of this threat. We must plan our strategy in secrecy. He will never suspect a coup planed in his own dungeon.

 

[americanwoman]

....:monkeyarm ...

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Americanwoman,

I have already infiltrated the Monkey base. You won't believe what I found...

 

[americanwoman]

Americanwoman,

I have already infiltrated the Monkey base. You won't believe what I found...

What did you find??????

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Secret monkey knowledge! Passed down form the Ape like elders long ago. Also a very disturbing pic of a man in a gorilla suit humping what looks like a red haired man.

 

[americanwoman]

Secret monkey knowledge! Passed down form the Ape like elders long ago. Also a very disturbing pic of a man in a gorilla suit humping what looks like a red haired man.

DAMN DIRTY APE!

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Americanwoman,

DAMN DIRTY APE!

Indeed... Now we know were all Cnredd's man juice is flowing. We need to find more evidence of the Redd-Monkey connection.

 

[@_girL........]

Lets rid this place of the evil monkeys!!!!

 

[cherokee]

Lets rid this place of the evil monkeys!!!!

Oh hell yeah! count me in...:mrgreen:

 

[Billo_Really]

You can start with this one!

 

[teacher]

Lets rid this place of the evil monkeys!!!!

I'm teacher, of the Colossal Brain, Lord and Master of all I Survey, DP's most Favorite Asshole and most Creative Poster, CIC of the Monkey Army, God of Smack, Champion of Copy/Paste, Holder of Billo's Leash, the Perfect Libertarian, Rememberer of Stuff, Basement Warden, Scourage of Paris, Knower of all Things, Distributer of the Basement VIP Lounge Keys, Spreader of the Contagion, a Snappy Dresser, Holder of the Fortune Teller, Grand Poobah of Debate Politics.

So let me get this right. You're going to come to the basement, where I am Warden, and talk smack for getting rid of monkeys, of which I am Commander In Chief of that Army?

I'm gonna let you rethink this for a while. :monkeyarm Do you realize this smilie was made just for me as the CIC?

 

[cherokee]

So let me get this right. You're going to come to the basement, where I am Warden, and talk smack for getting rid of monkeys, of which I am Commander In Chief of that Army?

I'm gonna let you rethink this for a while. :monkeyarm Do you realize this smilie was made just for me as the CIC?

So I guess our orders are to "Stand Down"?

SIR YES SIR!

SIR STANDING DOWN SIR!

SIR AWAITING YOUR ORDERS SIR!...............:mrgreen:

 

[teacher]

Notice I did not have to directly address cherokee?

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Bill Oh Really?

Nice Monkey pics.

@_girL........,

It looks like we have been found out... Quickly! We need to set the Anti-Monkey boom booms!

 

[cherokee]

Notice I did not have to directly address cherokee?

SIR Your orders recieved SIR.

**Terminate everyone starting with me Wteacher**

SIR orders confirmed SIR









:shock: :mrgreen: :shock:

 

[George_Washington]

Bill Oh Really?

Nice Monkey pics.

@_girL........,

It looks like we have been found out... Quickly! We need to set the Anti-Monkey boom booms!

My loyal Lieutenant Ivan of his Majesty's aka President Washington's brigade, I have these anti-monkey boom booms that you speak of. We can detonate them whenever you like.

Except...what button do you press? The red, the yellow, or the pink-poka dotted one?

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Except...what button do you press? The red, the yellow, or the pink-poka dotted one?

The red for Cnredd, the yellow for Teacher, and the pink-poka dotted one for Cherokee. Perfect!

 

[@_girL........]

When are we pressing the button?!?!?! When?!!?!?1:2wave: :2wave:

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Dance monkey dance!!!!!

:shoot :monkey :blastem:

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by @girl:
When are we pressing the button?!?!?! When?!!?!?1

I know the button you want pressed. It's right there, up under the hood.

 

[RightinNYC]

I know the button you want pressed. It's right there, up under the hood.

:shock: aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhaa

 

[@_girL........]

I know the button you want pressed. It's right there, up under the hood.

Billo, has anyone ever told you how sad of a man, or what ever you are, that you are? Surely, no one of the opposite sex has ever ventured out to seek you as a companion, therefor you try to act "cool", or like if you know what your doing. Billo, stop watching the pornos, maybe that hooker that pays you to leave her alone at the end of the street will finally give in one day. Till then, its okay to cry. Youve never been laid. And you just might die a virgin.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by @girl:
Billo, has anyone ever told you how sad of a man, or what ever you are, that you are? Surely, no one of the opposite sex has ever ventured out to seek you as a companion, therefor you try to act "cool", or like if you know what your doing. Billo, stop watching the pornos, maybe that hooker that pays you to leave her alone at the end of the street will finally give in one day. Till then, its okay to cry. Youve never been laid. And you just might die a virgin.

Are you still hung up about our perfect date that I lamented a couple of months ago. Give it up, it ain't gonna happen. I wouldn't f.u.c.k you with a stolen dick!

 

[@_girL........]

Are you still hung up about our perfect date that I lamented a couple of months ago. Give it up, it ain't gonna happen. I wouldn't f.u.c.k you with a stolen dick!

Billo, I don't date men of your level, which is lower then bacteria. I date men with class. Fortunately, your so far away from the word class, that your teacher (not the man teacher) flunked you when she saw your fat a$s down the block, just on how ugly you are. Give it up billo, your fooling the girls on those online sites your addicted to, your not who you say you are, so stop fooling yourself and them. You'll never be as great of a person, as o-say GySgt. Now, thats a great man. Also, at least you know, the only way you can give any girl some, is with a stolen dick, Its so sad, that you haven't seen yours in so long... then again, its pathetic.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by @girl:
Billo, I don't date men of your level, which is lower then bacteria. I date men with class. Fortunately, your so far away from the word class, that your teacher (not the man teacher) flunked you when she saw your fat a$s down the block, just on how ugly you are. Give it up billo, your fooling the girls on those online sites your addicted to, your not who you say you are, so stop fooling yourself and them. You'll never be as great of a person, as o-say GySgt. Now, thats a great man. Also, at least you know, the only way you can give any girl some, is with a stolen dick, Its so sad, that you haven't seen yours in so long... then again, its pathetic.

Have you ever had a thought of your own, you little dish-rag whore! My, aren't we one of Gunny's little Bunny's. Now I see how your hatred got it's Genisis. When you first logged into this forum, you were so nice and sweet. A couple months go by, I hardly say two words to you, and now I'm lower than bacteria. Can't think for yourself? Are you that much of a coward?

You shouldn't talk about people being fat. Your so fat, you got smaller women, orbiting around you! Get a life, F.O.B.