one of the best put downs ever

[OscarB63]

I spent the last 10 days with a group of teenagers at a national youth gathering. One of the kids in our group was a very annoying know-it-all. The last night of the trip we stayed at a church on the way home and were hanging out in the gym. This girl was doing push up and Mr. Know-it-all walked up and started telling her what she was doing wrong. She looked up at him and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I stopped paying attention as soon as you opended your mouth"

 

[shlunka]

While perhaps not the best retort, I'm glad someone put Mr. Smartass down. I despise dilettantes who flaunt their often limited understanding.

 

[MMC]

I spent the last 10 days with a group of teenagers at a national youth gathering. One of the kids in our group was a very annoying know-it-all. The last night of the trip we stayed at a church on the way home and were hanging out in the gym. This girl was doing push up and Mr. Know-it-all walked up and started telling her what she was doing wrong. She looked up at him and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I stopped paying attention as soon as you opended your mouth"

Heya Oscar.

Meh.

I have heard some real zingers by both men and women. Can't seem to remember a couple of them for the time being. But I did remember busting a gut. :lol: