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one of the best put downs ever

OscarB63

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I spent the last 10 days with a group of teenagers at a national youth gathering. One of the kids in our group was a very annoying know-it-all. The last night of the trip we stayed at a church on the way home and were hanging out in the gym. This girl was doing push up and Mr. Know-it-all walked up and started telling her what she was doing wrong. She looked up at him and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I stopped paying attention as soon as you opended your mouth"
 

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While perhaps not the best retort, I'm glad someone put Mr. Smartass down. I despise dilettantes who flaunt their often limited understanding.
 

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I spent the last 10 days with a group of teenagers at a national youth gathering. One of the kids in our group was a very annoying know-it-all. The last night of the trip we stayed at a church on the way home and were hanging out in the gym. This girl was doing push up and Mr. Know-it-all walked up and started telling her what she was doing wrong. She looked up at him and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I stopped paying attention as soon as you opended your mouth"
Heya Oscar.
Meh.
I have heard some real zingers by both men and women. Can't seem to remember a couple of them for the time being. But I did remember busting a gut. :lol:

 
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