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I know, I know, this is politically incorrect as hell, but since I now qualify for Senior Citizen discounts at many places, I am damn well within my rights to call some of my compadres assholes. The following is my beef, along with my cure for the problem.
I am sure that most people here have been stuck behind a 100 year old asshole driving a mint condition 1963 Buick Skylark going 10 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone. I am also sure that most of you have had to wait at checkout for a very long time while one of these old farts complains to the manager about the price of something they are buying, why their 10 year old coupon is no longer good, and then taking half an hour to count out the exact change for their purchase. Meanwhile, you are late for work. And now, for the number one gripe against elderly assholes. Seems they now feel they have the right to take half a day to cross the street, while making traffic come to a standstill. OK, folks. Here is the cure. Man all traffic signals with game show hosts. When the old fart gets halfway across the street, the host turns the light green for the traffic, and puts the results on TV. I bet the old motherfvckerer becomes the nimblest asshole in town now, and we can all laugh our asses off as the old fart dodges and weaves in and out of traffic to in a effort to save his worthless, self important, lazyazz fvcking life.
Lets call this new traffic game....................... Frogger.
I am sure that most people here have been stuck behind a 100 year old asshole driving a mint condition 1963 Buick Skylark going 10 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone. I am also sure that most of you have had to wait at checkout for a very long time while one of these old farts complains to the manager about the price of something they are buying, why their 10 year old coupon is no longer good, and then taking half an hour to count out the exact change for their purchase. Meanwhile, you are late for work. And now, for the number one gripe against elderly assholes. Seems they now feel they have the right to take half a day to cross the street, while making traffic come to a standstill. OK, folks. Here is the cure. Man all traffic signals with game show hosts. When the old fart gets halfway across the street, the host turns the light green for the traffic, and puts the results on TV. I bet the old motherfvckerer becomes the nimblest asshole in town now, and we can all laugh our asses off as the old fart dodges and weaves in and out of traffic to in a effort to save his worthless, self important, lazyazz fvcking life.
Lets call this new traffic game....................... Frogger.
