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Old Girlfriends

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Some 40-year-old girlfriends discuss where they
should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at the
Ocean View Restaurant, because the waiters are cute and
buff.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the women once
again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally,
they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because the
food is very good and the wine selection is excellent.

10 years later, at 60 years of age, the girls once
again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally,
they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because
they can eat there in peace and quiet, and the restaurant
has a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the women once
again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally,
they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because the
restaurant is wheelchair accessible, and it even has an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the girls once
again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally,
they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because
they have never been there before.
 

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This reminds me of another joke:

Two elderly couples were out for a Sunday drive.
Bill was driving, Bob was in the passenger seat, and their wives were in the back.
Bill and Bob were discussing where to have lunch.
"What about that little Italian place off Route 10?" suggests Bob.
"What place?"
"Oh, you know, what's it called. I can't remember the name."
"Well, I don't remember any Italian place off Route 10," says Bill.
"A woman's name. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Help me out."
"Ah... Maude? Betty? Dorothy?
"No, a flower name."
"Violet? Petunia?"
"No, short. A short flower name."
"Lily? Rose?"
"That's it!" cries Bob. He turns to his wife in the backseat and says, "Rose, what's the name of that little Italian place off Route 10?"
 

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One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as
dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his
lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
 
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