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Oh chit The Jewish people are HERE!!!

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Several eyewitnesses have reported a persons of Jewish decent going around the site posting anti somethingchit propaganda
A source DEEP inside said it was the group
called “Tashah-Goldberg”
We must stop these people from, from, from--well at this time we just don’t f-ucking know why but whatever they are up to it must be against us.
Stay tuned for further developments but get your pitchforks ready, prepare yourselves.
 

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NEWS FLASH!!


This just in
It has been confirmed that the Jewish group has now perfected its secret weapon. “The laser brainfart mind controller” The unsuspecting victim of this weapon will instantly be transformed into a Jewish zombie!


Is this the end? Can we survive?
Stay tuned
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Get your can today!
 

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Chair Oh key,

This just in
It has been confirmed that the Jewish group has now perfected its secret weapon. “The laser brainfart mind controller” The unsuspecting victim of this weapon will instantly be transformed into a Jewish zombie!
Were can one get these weapons?
 

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Ivan The Terrible said:
Chair Oh key,



Were can one get these weapons?
When you change your name to something more horrific then I'll see about one on my insiders getting you one.
 

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Well folks my soundman and I have made our way to the front lines. Its been tough fighting off the Jewish imperial army but our fighting men have been holding their own. Early today they tried to use a new space weapon based on a fly swatter but thank someone it missed our position.
People it doesn’t look good. We lost several people today from the brainfart mind control gun. I don’t know how much longer we can hold out.

If only we had listened to AmericanPatriot29,

If only we had listened.

Our only hope now is Tashah's work on the brainfart reverter.
 

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I had a Jewish roommate for four years...

I used to crack him up by blaming the Jews for everything...burnt toast...The Phils gave up a homer...tripping...you name it...

On TV..."Donovan McNabb passes...interception!...Touchdown Redskins!"
Me - Damn Jews!

:2wave:
 

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cnredd said:
I had a Jewish roommate for four years...

I used to crack him up by blaming the Jews for everything...burnt toast...The Phils gave up a homer...tripping...you name it...

On TV..."Donovan McNabb passes...interception!...Touchdown Redskins!"
Me - Damn Jews!

:2wave:
I knew a guy in the service cant remember him name that made us die with jewish jokes..best part is he was 100% Jewish.. God the mofo would have you in tears until your gut hurt...:lol: :lol:
 

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cherokee said:
Several eyewitnesses have reported a persons of Jewish decent going around the site posting anti somethingchit propaganda
A source DEEP inside said it was the group
called “Tashah-Goldberg”
We must stop these people from, from, from--well at this time we just don’t f-ucking know why but whatever they are up to it must be against us.
Stay tuned for further developments but get your pitchforks ready, prepare yourselves.

It seems as though you are sick of AmericanPatriot29's racist jewsih conspiracy threads.

I bet his tin foil hat is somewhat shaped like this.
 

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jamesrage]It seems as though you are sick of AmericanPatriot29's racist jewsih conspiracy threads.
I bet his tin foil hat is somewhat shaped like this.

Something like that.:lol: Between him and robodoon...:roll:
 

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"We are the Jews, and we dont give a fvck
Call us what you want, but you're still a fvckin' schmuck
It ain't our fvckin' fault that you are in a fvckin' mood
P!ssed off 'cause we all own all of fvckin' Hollywood
You curse us, smear us, and call us fvckin' names
But when you need a good lawyer, to us you fvckin' come
Yea, we fvckin' know the last verse dont fvckin' rhyme
But we dont give a fvck, not rhymin' aint no fvckin' crime
So smear us, and curse us, and call us what you want
But we are better than you, because you're just a fvckin' cvnt."

-2 Live Jews
Live From Goldstein's Deli
Hutzpah Records
 
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danarhea said:
"We are the Jews, and we dont give a fvck
Call us what you want, but you're still a fvckin' schmuck
It ain't our fvckin' fault that you are in a fvckin' mood
P!ssed off 'cause we all own all of fvckin' Hollywood
You curse us, smear us, and call us fvckin' names
But when need a good lawyer, to us to fvckin' come
Yea, we fvckin' know the last verse dont fvckin' rhyme
But we dont give a fvck, not rhymin' aint no fvckin' crime
So smear us, and curse us, and call us what you want
But we are better than you, because you're just a fvckin' c*nt."

-2 Live Jews
Live From Goldstein's Deli
Hutzpah Records

That was a good one...
 

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I think the Hebrew Hammer said it best:

"Shabbat shalom, motherf***ers!"
 

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vergiss said:
I think the Hebrew Hammer said it best:

"Shabbat shalom, motherf***ers!"
:rofl


Damn! way to go ace....

You just made me spit pepsi on my keyboard!...lol
 
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