Number one on the threat down:

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

BEARS!!!
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It's open season on bear as hunt begins
Despite opposition, 5,000 could participate

BY JOHN CURRAN
ASSOCIATED PRESS

Loaded for bear, shotgun-toting New Jersey hunters take to the woods this morning for a controversial bear hunt aimed at thinning the ranks of a wildlife species, the hungry foraging of which has caused discomfort for suburban residents.

And I for one am all for it for to long now we've tolerated these marauding beasts killing our citizens, terrorizing the countryside, and stealing our picinic baskets. Happy hunting New Jersey.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

come on people this is ****ing funny.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Well these evil ****ers have struck again this time they have struck a disastrous blow in their war against christmas by murdering santa and taking his place as the coca cola icon proof positive that there is no depths to low that these marauding creatures will not stoop:

Those evil ****ing bastards!!!

 

[LeftyHenry]

Look at the bears eyes! He's possesed!