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Now You Can Get Laid by a Real Canadian and Move to Winnipeg!

Risky Thicket

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Yes, your opportunity to bang a canuck and leave Trump's America behind is finally a reality. Canada realizing how completely ****ed up the United States is is making a grand effort to help its southern neighbors interested in romance and a new life in places like Yellowknife, Saskatchewan or Burnt Booty, Nova Scotia. Get laid. Learn how to walk naked between igloos. Tell America to kiss your frostbitten ass.

""Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency ..."

Lonely? Horny? Want to learn to speak Canadian while nude? Want to sleep with a team of sled dogs?

Maple Match
 

Kobie

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It brings a whole new dimension to "yeah, I have a girlfriend. You probably don't know her. She lives in Canada."
 

Chomsky

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Yes, your opportunity to bang a canuck and leave Trump's America behind is finally a reality. Canada realizing how completely ****ed up the United States is is making a grand effort to help its southern neighbors interested in romance and a new life in places like Yellowknife, Saskatchewan or Burnt Booty, Nova Scotia. Get laid. Learn how to walk naked between igloos. Tell America to kiss your frostbitten ass.

""Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency ..."

Lonely? Horny? Want to learn to speak Canadian while nude? Want to sleep with a team of sled dogs?

Maple Match
She have to have a rockin' body and amazing mind that can keep my attention for decades, to get me to move to Yellowknive - 'cuz there's not a thing there that could otherwise keep me interested! :doh
 

Bootlace

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Reminds me of the comedian john caparulo. "This is how they should advertise canada".
"Hey, come to Canada, it's like america except it sucks".
 
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