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NOT WORK/FAMILY SAFE!! *George Bush goes to hell**NWSF!!

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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't
know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my
list but I have no room for you, but you definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. Nixon kept diving in and
surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such
was his fate in hell.

"Hell No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not
a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
long.”

The devil led him to the next room.

It was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full
of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time.

"No!" "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.

The devil opened the third door.

In it George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with
his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...

"Monica, you're free to go!"
 
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