disneydude
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Because all the right-wingers on this board constantly whine about the so called "liberal" media only reporting the truth....I mean the "bad news" about things going on in Iraq....I had a great idea....since we are making up stories and planting them in the press in Iraq....lets do the same here. This thread is for us to fabricate stories so that we can talk about all the good things going on in Iraq. I'll get it started:
"Today, the Walt Disney Corporation announced that they are expanding their theme park operations and will build a Disneyland theme park in Iraq. Disney spokeman told reporters 'since this is now the happiest nation on earth due to the invasion, we thought it would only be appropriate to build the happiest place on earth in Iraq'. Details have yet to be announced as a location is just being scouted. However, the Disney spokesman indicated that in addition to several to several standard Disney attractions there will be some small changes. "Its a small world" will be changed to show US foreign policy invading several countries and showing how happy they are that we are there and the "Tiki Tiki room" will now be called the "Tikrit Tikrit room".
Ok....I know that I am in Fantasyland but I felt the urge to satisfy the right-wingers demand for a little good news about Iraq.
"Today, the Walt Disney Corporation announced that they are expanding their theme park operations and will build a Disneyland theme park in Iraq. Disney spokeman told reporters 'since this is now the happiest nation on earth due to the invasion, we thought it would only be appropriate to build the happiest place on earth in Iraq'. Details have yet to be announced as a location is just being scouted. However, the Disney spokesman indicated that in addition to several to several standard Disney attractions there will be some small changes. "Its a small world" will be changed to show US foreign policy invading several countries and showing how happy they are that we are there and the "Tiki Tiki room" will now be called the "Tikrit Tikrit room".
Ok....I know that I am in Fantasyland but I felt the urge to satisfy the right-wingers demand for a little good news about Iraq.