At first, I was suspicious about the veracity of the anecdote. But then I found a secret source who works closely with the looters, anarchists, and rioters. This source, highly placed within a top anarchist organization, gave me a confidential interview. I have called this source “Deep Loot.” We spoke at his surprisingly well-appointed office in downtown Washington, D.C.
New York: Are you surprised Trump discovered your plot?
Deep Loot: No. To be honest, the operational security on this mission was so lax they were bound to be discovered. They broke every rule in the anarchist book. And there are a lot of them.
Like what?
First, if you’re organizing a looting trip, you don’t want to travel by plane. Because once you collect all the loot, how are you going to haul it away? You’re gonna check it in your luggage? Walk onboard planes with a flat-screen under each arm? I always teach them to go by van, truck, something that can haul loot. It’s Looting 101.
Sure, our CEO flies business class, but I tell the guys, “Look, if you escape from Hungary, build a fortune in currency speculation, and spend decades building a secret network of anarchists, you can fly first class too.”