Inuyasha
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FOX is running a program that is a kind of fun thing and way better then their attempt at the far right "Daily Show" rip off. This actually has a lot of funny stuff in it even if the underlying feeling is typical of right meanness (as opposed to left meanness). Check out “Reel Politics: If Hollywood Ran America.” The one thing they do show however is the naiveteè and the simplistic approach to politics that people like Streisand and Fonda often display. One thing is having an opinion the other is trying to fool people into thinking your an expert just because you won an Oscar or have a lot of money. I have to agree with the conservatives that Hollywood figures too often shoot their mouths off and show just how ignorant they really are in the area of politics. That doesn't mean that there are not some Hollywood people who are well informed but usually it's the least informed who are the loudest and look the most foolish.
But my idea is even better and more realistic. Here's the basic idea:
"Fastball Politics, If Major League Baseball Ran America"
What if
Major League Baseball Ran Washington?
Just think how we could improve our government through:
Free Agency - Clinton could try out for president of Venezuela and sign a big free agent contract.
Trades: McCain still has something left but he doesn't fit in with the new direction. Trade him to Britain for a couple of prospects
Minor leagues: Don't like Bush but no ready to give up on him. option him to Texas and have him do a season as governor again. just to get his "eye" back then give him another shot.
Draft. Look at city and state politicians and have different parties draft them.
Heads of MLB, AL, NL - Great candidates for the WH.
Managers. Joe Torre Sec of State. What a diplomatic guy. Need a hard nose for Sec of Defense? Lou Pinella - when did Rumsfeld ever rip out 1st base with his bare hands. A guy who does that..well you know he means business. NSA? Who keeps a secret better than Cashman. Ozzie for ambassador to Venezuela
Players agents make great lobbyists.
And on and on. The possibilities are endless and the world just might be better off. Way more interesting than Hollywood flapjacks and air heads.
I'll be waiting for opening day. Play ball!!!!
But my idea is even better and more realistic. Here's the basic idea:
"Fastball Politics, If Major League Baseball Ran America"
What if
Major League Baseball Ran Washington?
Just think how we could improve our government through:
Free Agency - Clinton could try out for president of Venezuela and sign a big free agent contract.
Trades: McCain still has something left but he doesn't fit in with the new direction. Trade him to Britain for a couple of prospects
Minor leagues: Don't like Bush but no ready to give up on him. option him to Texas and have him do a season as governor again. just to get his "eye" back then give him another shot.
Draft. Look at city and state politicians and have different parties draft them.
Heads of MLB, AL, NL - Great candidates for the WH.
Managers. Joe Torre Sec of State. What a diplomatic guy. Need a hard nose for Sec of Defense? Lou Pinella - when did Rumsfeld ever rip out 1st base with his bare hands. A guy who does that..well you know he means business. NSA? Who keeps a secret better than Cashman. Ozzie for ambassador to Venezuela
Players agents make great lobbyists.
And on and on. The possibilities are endless and the world just might be better off. Way more interesting than Hollywood flapjacks and air heads.
I'll be waiting for opening day. Play ball!!!!