Papa bull
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It's something that the mainstream media has kept covered up. But the truth can't be concealed forever.
Back in the 1970's everyone ate meat and homosexuality wasn't cool and no one heard of "vegans" and we were all getting ready for the next ice-age.
Then came the new-age. Homosexuals came out of the closet and moved to California and started eating tofu and hugging trees. The lifestyle started spreading and next thing you know there are Progressive Homosexual Vegans all over the place with their whole animal rights agenda and snotty arrogance telling us that the Earth isn't cooling any more...... it's getting hotter and we're all going to die and it's because of evil oil companies.
That was just an attempt to deflect blame. The real reason is because a bunch of pansy ass vegans stopped eating meat and started eating beans and broccoli and cabbage and brussels sprouts and all the veggie fiber that makes people fart like sick geese. That greatly increased the amount of methane in the atmosphere and methane is an important greenhouse gas. To make matters worse, large numbers of cattle that fart all day long day in and day out are going unmolested and living long, fartful lives because a bunch of pansy-ass vegans refuse to do the right thing and eat them.
The result is an increase in methane that has enhanced the efficiency of the greenhouse effect and now we're all going to die.
Gee thanks.
Back in the 1970's everyone ate meat and homosexuality wasn't cool and no one heard of "vegans" and we were all getting ready for the next ice-age.
Then came the new-age. Homosexuals came out of the closet and moved to California and started eating tofu and hugging trees. The lifestyle started spreading and next thing you know there are Progressive Homosexual Vegans all over the place with their whole animal rights agenda and snotty arrogance telling us that the Earth isn't cooling any more...... it's getting hotter and we're all going to die and it's because of evil oil companies.
That was just an attempt to deflect blame. The real reason is because a bunch of pansy ass vegans stopped eating meat and started eating beans and broccoli and cabbage and brussels sprouts and all the veggie fiber that makes people fart like sick geese. That greatly increased the amount of methane in the atmosphere and methane is an important greenhouse gas. To make matters worse, large numbers of cattle that fart all day long day in and day out are going unmolested and living long, fartful lives because a bunch of pansy-ass vegans refuse to do the right thing and eat them.
The result is an increase in methane that has enhanced the efficiency of the greenhouse effect and now we're all going to die.
Gee thanks.