Navy Pride
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- Jul 11, 2005
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- Political Leaning
- Very Conservative
Last night, some of my Shipmates and I went to a Gentleman's Club. A Lieutenant wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill.
When the dancer came over to us, the Lieutenant licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, a Commander pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In an attempt to further impress the rest of us, the Captain pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill and stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, again.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
At that moment the Chief in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went to the bar.
(Ah, is it any wonder why we take pride in being among the few that populate our society who can make claim to being, a Navy Chief?)
When the dancer came over to us, the Lieutenant licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, a Commander pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In an attempt to further impress the rest of us, the Captain pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill and stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, again.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
At that moment the Chief in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went to the bar.
(Ah, is it any wonder why we take pride in being among the few that populate our society who can make claim to being, a Navy Chief?)