Skeptic Bob
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- Oct 6, 2014
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- Libertarian - Left
My 9-year-old son came up to me before bedtime with a serious expression on his face and said, “Daddy, I have a question about Santa and I want you to tell me the truth.”
Oh boy, here we go, I thought. So I replied, “sure, what is it?”
“Does Santa Clause have diabetes?”
:shock:
“Why do you ask?”
“Because I know he is overweight and he eats all of those cookies. And I don’t think they have diabetes shots in the North Pole.”
So I dodged a bullet there, but now it looks like we will be leaving a healthier alternative than cookies for Santa this year.
Oh boy, here we go, I thought. So I replied, “sure, what is it?”
“Does Santa Clause have diabetes?”
:shock:
“Why do you ask?”
“Because I know he is overweight and he eats all of those cookies. And I don’t think they have diabetes shots in the North Pole.”
So I dodged a bullet there, but now it looks like we will be leaving a healthier alternative than cookies for Santa this year.