• This is a political forum that is non-biased/non-partisan and treats every person's position on topics equally. This debate forum is not aligned to any political party. In today's politics, many ideas are split between and even within all the political parties. Often we find ourselves agreeing on one platform but some topics break our mold. We are here to discuss them in a civil political debate. If this is your first visit to our political forums, be sure to check out the RULES. Registering for debate politics is necessary before posting. Register today to participate - it's free!

Mr. Trump (My Grinch Parody)

NeverTrump

NeverTrump

Exposing GOP since 2015
DP Veteran
Joined
Jan 21, 2013
Messages
25,357
Reaction score
11,557
Location
Post-Trump America
Gender
Male
Political Leaning
Moderate
Not sure this is the right place to put, but there's been a number of Grinch-Trump comparisons over the years. Here's mine. Enjoy and Merry Christmas DP! :2wave:

trump_grinch.jpg

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really are a crook
You’re as mobbed up as a bookie, with your hair full of gook Mr. Trump
Your vocabulary is a best described as a word salad full of gobbledygook.

You’re a mobster, Mr. Trump
Your ties to Russia are strong
You cozy up to dictators, why that’s just plain old wrong, Mr. Trump
I want Robert Mueller to indict you with a list that’s seventy-five crimes long

You’re a loud one, Mr. Trump
Your tweets are full of lies
You have the awareness of a stable genius without an alibi, Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between loyalty to you and jail, Mueller flips your allies.

You’re a loser, Mr. Trump
Even your marriage is a bull **** deal
And your buildings are built on foundations of cheap steal, Mr. Trump.
Even your phone knows you’re an ungrateful cheating horndog because it autocorrects heal to heel.

You’re a nutcase Mr. Trump
You constantly mock your own base
You’re a lying, thieving, creep with a corrupt database, Mr. Trump.
Your base is made up some of the most deplorable, racist, trolls imaginable,
An assortment of conmen, and bull**** artists with no principles who only wanna win the race.

You’re a hypocrite, Mr. Trump
Everyone in Washington knows it
But as long as Fox News is there to fill your base with more fear and Bull****
your Presidency will remain legit, Mr. Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Unfit! Culprit! Nitwit!”
 
Last edited:
Dont quit your day job
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
Not sure this is the right place to put, but there's been a number of Grinch-Trump comparisons over the years. Here's mine. Enjoy and Merry Christmas DP! :2wave:

View attachment 67246625

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really are a crook
You’re as mobbed up as a bookie, with your hair full of gook Mr. Trump
Your vocabulary is a best described as a word salad full of gobbledygook.

You’re a mobster, Mr. Trump
You’re ties to Russia are strong
You cozy up to dictators, why that’s just plain old wrong, Mr. Trump
I want Robert Mueller to indict you with a list that’s seventy-five crimes long

You’re a loud one, Mr. Trump
Your tweets are full of lies
You have the awareness of a stable genius without an alibi, Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between loyalty to you and jail, Mueller flips your allies.

You’re a loser, Mr. Trump
Even your marriage is a bull **** deal
And your buildings are built on foundations of cheap steal, Mr. Trump.
Even your phone knows you’re an ungrateful cheating horndog because it autocorrects heal to heel.

You’re a nutcase Mr. Trump
You constantly mock your own base
You’re a lying, thieving, creep with a corrupt database, Mr. Trump.
Your base is made up some of the most deplorable, racist, trolls imaginable,
An assortment of conmen, and bull**** artists with no principles who only wanna win the race.

You’re a hypocrite, Mr. Trump
Everyone in Washington knows it
But as long as Fox News is there to fill your base with more fear and Bull****
You’re Presidency will remain legit, Mr. Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Unfit! Culprit! Nitwit!”
Click to expand...


Luv it, gave me a chuckle.

But the Grinch is not quite as fugly as Trump.
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
Thanks and True!
Click to expand...

I am a gay man and am flabbergasted why any WOMAN would get in the mans bed, he is physically repulsive. No amount of money could make me look past that hair, skin tone, and fat arse lol
 
the Grinch did something good at the end of the story.
 
yankintx said:
I am a gay man and am flabbergasted why any WOMAN would get in the mans bed, he is physically repulsive. No amount of money could make me look past that hair, skin tone, and fat arse lol
Click to expand...

On that level I think for the women, it's less about physical attraction and more about power. I've been tempted to sleep with people who were of higher status than me. I currently have three older women chasing me at my job. Two of them I am pursuing.
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
Not sure this is the right place to put, but there's been a number of Grinch-Trump comparisons over the years. Here's mine. Enjoy and Merry Christmas DP! :2wave:

View attachment 67246625

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really are a crook
You’re as mobbed up as a bookie, with your hair full of gook Mr. Trump
Your vocabulary is a best described as a word salad full of gobbledygook.

You’re a mobster, Mr. Trump
Your ties to Russia are strong
You cozy up to dictators, why that’s just plain old wrong, Mr. Trump
I want Robert Mueller to indict you with a list that’s seventy-five crimes long

You’re a loud one, Mr. Trump
Your tweets are full of lies
You have the awareness of a stable genius without an alibi, Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between loyalty to you and jail, Mueller flips your allies.

You’re a loser, Mr. Trump
Even your marriage is a bull **** deal
And your buildings are built on foundations of cheap steal, Mr. Trump.
Even your phone knows you’re an ungrateful cheating horndog because it autocorrects heal to heel.

You’re a nutcase Mr. Trump
You constantly mock your own base
You’re a lying, thieving, creep with a corrupt database, Mr. Trump.
Your base is made up some of the most deplorable, racist, trolls imaginable,
An assortment of conmen, and bull**** artists with no principles who only wanna win the race.

You’re a hypocrite, Mr. Trump
Everyone in Washington knows it
But as long as Fox News is there to fill your base with more fear and Bull****
your Presidency will remain legit, Mr. Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Unfit! Culprit! Nitwit!”
Click to expand...

Project much?
I'm betting you'll be the last to know the above says more about your faults than Trump and his base.

Bwahaha
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Click to expand...

There's nothing "lighthearted" about your O/P. It's as hateful and partisan as it comes.
I expect no less from you.
Bah Humbug, Scrooge!

tenor.gif
 
Love, not hate, makes the world go around.
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
On that level I think for the women, it's less about physical attraction and more about power. I've been tempted to sleep with people who were of higher status than me. I currently have three older women chasing me at my job. Two of them I am pursuing.
Click to expand...

I guess us gay men are more superficial lol. With us its almost initially a physical attraction. Just as men appreciate and are attracted to beautiful women, we gay guys appreciate a nice looking guy lol. I could not get with a guy I did not have a strong physical attraction. Not even if he had Trumps money, no way no how.
 
yankintx said:
I guess us gay men are more superficial lol. With us its almost initially a physical attraction. Just as men appreciate and are attracted to beautiful women, we gay guys appreciate a nice looking guy lol. I could not get with a guy I did not have a strong physical attraction. Not even if he had Trumps money, no way no how.
Click to expand...

Assuming Trump has money. It seems in his circle the lot of them don't, they just live large.
 
NeverTrumpGOP said:
Assuming Trump has money. It seems in his circle the lot of them don't, they just live large.
Click to expand...

According to Stormy King Koopa does not quite measure up, and ain't talking bank balance.
 
yankintx said:
According to Stormy King Koopa does not quite measure up, and ain't talking bank balance.
Click to expand...

OMG real tweet from Trump:

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
Click to expand...
 
yankintx said:
Luv it, gave me a chuckle.

But the Grinch is not quite as fugly as Trump.
Click to expand...

I hated it, actually. Can I get my money back..
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom