most outrageous posts (1 Viewer)

[FallingPianos]

what are the most outrageous things every said on DP? copy and link them here!

this is not a place for those mildly offensive posts of your opponent, this is the place for those posts so far off the deep end that no one in their right mind could possibly have said them.

you know, like jimmyjacks assertion that abortionists are like nazi's mindlessly taking orders from their superiours to kill fetuses. or rosalies assertion that being fat is not unhealthy.

in the end a poll can be added where people can vote for the most outrageous thing every said on DP.

only rule is that nothing can be posted that origionated in the basement. if its in the basement now, but was said before the thread got moved to the basement then its fine.

have at it

 

[Billo_Really]

There is nothing said upstairs that even comes close to the things said in the TT threads downstairs. That's where you'll find the most "off the scale" comments.

 

[Billo_Really]

I'll get things started. Here's one that's a little ..........out there!

Originally Posted by GySgt
I have seen the true face of discipline and I have been lashed. No longer will I skip down the trails of joy with the likes of Vegans and gay English Nurses. The shame I feel will haunt me to my end days and ever after. I will add an extra amount of weights to my BowFlex and PT myself back to manhood. I feel......ashamed.


I wish to redeem myself by screaming a statement of agreeance...... FRANCE SUCKS!!!!!!!!.......oh wait.... Will & Grace is on.

http://www.debatepolitics.com/dungeon/2070-top-ten-lists-teacher-abuse-68.html

 

[teacher]

There is nothing said upstairs that even comes close to the things said in the TT threads downstairs. That's where you'll find the most "off the scale" comments.

And that is that.

Almost.

A few questions.

1. Can one submit ones own posts?
Deuce. The "not of right mind' clause I can handle, but can these be posts that point something out in shocking way? For instance, I have an war on terror analogy using blowjobs. Maybe one or two others.
Craps. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a a frozen virgin Eskimo woman?
IV. Got any gum?
E. Can I purposely make a shocking post upstairs (I've an idea or gazillion in my skull allready) and submit it before I get modded and it's sent to The basement?
Sex. Did you consider a "no teacher" post clause? Cause this I will win.

Didn't think this through, did you?

 

[Billo_Really]

I just had this thought recently.

How would you like to be the "missing link", the first human, and still having to f.u.c.k monkey's!

 

[Billo_Really]

Have you ever heard about a guy that had testicular cancer his entire life but never knew it because he jacked-off so much that the cancer cells could never reproduce fast enough to get ahead of him blowing is load?

 

[Billo_Really]

My idea of the perfect date is to take them out, take them home, cum on their back, take $40 out of their purse, crawl out a window and never call them again.

Let them wake up broke, sticky and confused!

"What's on my back?

Why is the window open?

Where's my money?

That son-of-a-bitch!

Woo-hoo-hoo..."

 

[americanwoman]

My idea of the perfect date is to take them out, take them home, cum on their back, take $40 out of their purse, crawl out a window and never call them again.

Let them wake up broke, sticky and confused!

"What's on my back?

Why is the window open?

Where's my money?

That son-of-a-bitch!

Woo-hoo-hoo..."

I'm sure your sister was devastated that you never called her again :mrgreen:

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by AmericanWomen:
I'm sure your sister was devastated that you never called her again

One of the last times I spoke to her on the phone
will give you a better idea. I had my mother sleeping
on my couch when my sister calls.

I tell her,
"Jackie, I got this rash and I've been taking
some Keflex and drinking lots of orange juice,
what do you think?'

She replied,
"Yeah, that's fine.......where's mom?"

 

[Flea]

Damn, that is Togetherness Billo! :2razz:

There are so many outrageous posts.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Johnny_Utah:
Damn, that is Togetherness Billo!

There are so many outrageous posts.

F.U.C.K Y.O.U!