FinnMacCool
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So I saw something like this on another forum and I thought I would start one here. Here is what you do. Think of a song that has the most ****ed up lyrics you've ever heard and post them here.
Here is mine: Its called Blue Shift by TSOL, a punk band
Never got along with the girls at my school.
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
Putting all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and **** the dead
Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I want to **** I WANT to **** the dead
Middle of the night, so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I want to **** I WANT to **** the dead
And I don't even care how she died
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
they don't scream and they don't moan
Won't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Thats gonna be hard to top I think but please try.
Here is mine: Its called Blue Shift by TSOL, a punk band
Never got along with the girls at my school.
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
Putting all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and **** the dead
Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I want to **** I WANT to **** the dead
Middle of the night, so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I want to **** I WANT to **** the dead
And I don't even care how she died
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
they don't scream and they don't moan
Won't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Thats gonna be hard to top I think but please try.