"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore, "sane" liberal
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - Nancy Pelosi, "sane" liberal
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer, "sane" liberal
"Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again" - "Sane" Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail.
"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, "sane" liberal
"I'm going to be honest with you -- I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?" - John Kerry, "sane" liberal
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." - Joe Biden, "sane" liberal
"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'" - Sheryl Crow, "sane" liberal
“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” - Joe Biden, "sane" liberal
Meh - what can you say? This is just the tip of the iceberg.