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SKILMATIC

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Please post all moma jokes here. This should be interesting.

Ill start.

Yo momas so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
 
Yo momas so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight.
 
TimmyBoy said:
Yo momas so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight.

:rofl That was a good one.

Yo momas so stupid I asked her to act her age and the dam b!tch died.
 
yo momas so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
 
SKILMATIC said:
:rofl That was a good one.

Yo momas so stupid I asked her to act her age and the dam b!tch died.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
 
Here are two I found:

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
 
TimmyBoy said:
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momas so fat when she gets in an elavator it HAS to go down.

Yo momas so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momas so ugly when they took her to a beautician it took 12 hours.... for the quote.
 
TimmyBoy said:
Here are two I found:

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

:rofl BWAHAHA
 
Lightweights...Time to break out the big guns...

Your momma is so cold she deuches with antifreeze...

Your momma is so poor she went to McDonald's and put french fries on layaway...

Your momma gets thrown out of bars 'cause she's always stickin' to the stools...
 
Your mommas so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

Your mommas so fat, wen she was born her parents didnt get a birth certificte, they got blueprints.
 
You got to admit, the one about the popsickle stick was fricken hilarious.
 
TimmyBoy said:
You got to admit, the one about the popsickle stick was fricken hilarious.

I also liked the one about being born with blueprints instead of birth certificate. :rofl

Yo moma so fat skyscrapers are just another term for dildos.
 
oh here we go...

yo momma's so fat she wore a malcom x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

yo momma's so old she knew mr clean when he had an afro

yo momma's house so dirty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies

yo momma's house so small I walked through the front door and fell off the back porch

yo momma's so fat her beeper goes off when she backs up

yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese telephone book

yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out

yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out

yo momma's so black she leaves fingerprints on coal.
 
jallman said:
oh here we go...

yo momma's so fat she wore a malcom x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

yo momma's so old she knew mr clean when he had an afro

yo momma's house so dirty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies

yo momma's house so small I walked through the front door and fell off the back porch

yo momma's so fat her beeper goes off when she backs up

yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese telephone book

yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out

yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out

yo momma's so black she leaves fingerprints on coal.

:rofl BWAAHAHAHAHA

Ok

yo momas so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

yo momas so fat she could sell shade.

yo momas so stupid it took her 2hrs to watch 60minutes.

yo mommas so stupid whe she saw the NC-17(under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
 
yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese telephone book

Another version of that joke is your momma's so fat she got more jelly rolls than a dolly madison bakery.

Your momma's so poor when she dropped a piece of toilet paper in the house she had wall to wall carpeting.

Your momma's so fat she smokes a turkey leg after sex a sex instead of a cigarette.
 
Your moma is so fat, she has smaller moma's orbiting around her.
 
You know how you f_ck a fat moma?

You flip through the folds 'till you smell sh!t, then you go back one.
 
Hope no one has said these:

Your momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.

Your momma's so poor, that when someone threw a box of matches, she sang,"Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, we got heat."
 
Yo moma so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Yo moma so poor burglars break into her alley and leave money.

Yo moma so poor when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing... "Moving" she replied.

Yo momas so poor she does drive by shootings in a bus.
 
Billo_Really said:
You know how you f_ck a fat moma?

You flip through the folds 'till you smell sh!t, then you go back one.

A couple variations...

Before yo daddy f_cks yo mamma he rolls her in flower and looks for the wet spot.

When yo daddy f_cks yo momma he slaps her thigh and rides the wave in.
 
Yo moma's airpits are so hairy, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
 
Your momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Your momma is so fat that she plays pool with the planets.

Your momma is so fat that when she plays Hopscotch she says Newyork, LasVegas,Dallas,FtWorth
 
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice

Yo momma so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast feed you.
 
Your moma is so dumb, she thought the Masonic Temple was a brick-layers union.
 
Yo momma so ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Sorry, that's all I got.:3oops:
 
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