Yo momas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.TimmyBoy said:Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
:rofl BWAHAHATimmyBoy said:Here are two I found:
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
I also liked the one about being born with blueprints instead of birth certificate. :roflTimmyBoy said:You got to admit, the one about the popsickle stick was fricken hilarious.
:rofl BWAAHAHAHAHAjallman said:oh here we go...
yo momma's so fat she wore a malcom x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
yo momma's so old she knew mr clean when he had an afro
yo momma's house so dirty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies
yo momma's house so small I walked through the front door and fell off the back porch
yo momma's so fat her beeper goes off when she backs up
yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese telephone book
yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out
yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out
yo momma's so black she leaves fingerprints on coal.
Another version of that joke is your momma's so fat she got more jelly rolls than a dolly madison bakery.yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese telephone book
A couple variations...Billo_Really said:You know how you f_ck a fat moma?
You flip through the folds 'till you smell sh!t, then you go back one.